thing needs ripping out and replacing really. In a right state. I have two questions, however:
1. Which pubs in Wimbledon must I frequent?
2. Is it possible for a man to get by on just GBP600 to spend on himself per month? :-(
thing needs ripping out and replacing really. In a right state. I have two questions, however:
1. Which pubs in Wimbledon must I frequent?
2. Is it possible for a man to get by on just GBP600 to spend on himself per month? :-(
HAHAHAHAHA! You're going to let them sh1t in your lavatory, aren't you? You're going to let working class men place their hairy, unwashed buttocks on your lavatory seat and void the foul contents of their bowels into the pristine porcelain that should be the sole preserve of you, your lady and your friends and family.
That stain will never wash off, r. Never.
Oh, I'm not talking about tradesmen. They may not use my lavatory. I'm very strict about it.
I'm talking about when I used to work in an office on the ground floor of a building and share a lavatory with the warehousemen.
I saw things, iufg. Terrible things. :shudder: :-(
I remember years ago, someone left the trap toilet in a less than desirable manner and after several hours of complaints, the General Manager went in with a carrier bag and retrieved a huge jobby from the pan and went outside and threw it in a nearby skip.
nigh on 30 years ago, that must have been. Still vivid in my mind :-(
An email had to go around the other month because someone had literally sprayed sh1t all over the inside of the lavatory door. The toilet was untouched. Exercising my Hercule Poirot-like little grey cells, I could only conclude that some poor chap had been caught with une crise d'estomac, got into the lavatory, pulled down his trousers, but failed to turn around and sit down in time.
However, that doesn't explain why he would then have left the lavatory in that condition, presumably cleaned himself up and then gone and resumed his seat to work again. Terrifying what human beings are capable of doing, isn't it? :-(
Who are these people who produce huge, inhuman stools? What do they eat to achieve such prodigious faecal feats? How many days' worth of matter have to build up to produce something that size? Some of these things must feel like you're being fisted backwards, ffs! How do their arseholes cope?
ah, a job for the Human Resources department, no doubt. :-(
One has to remember, it must be quite embarrassing for someone to own up to slurry spraying the inside of the cubicle.However, what would they have done if someone had come to use the trap straight after they'd finished?
Aha. this old chestnut.
Do it privately (obvs)
Come from you have noticed (not others) the body odour
state the business case - customers, colleagues, etc
Be 'gentle' with them, but direct and to the point, deal with the facts.
ask them what the company can do to help them, etc
maybe approach it from the 'we've noticed you stink, do you have any medical issues that may affect your body odour that we need to be aware of?". possibly change the wording slightly.
Are there any cultural issues to take into consideration, etc?
never an easy one...