After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that

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06-11-2018, 09:06 AM
Monty92

After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that

yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own :puke:
06-11-2018, 09:23 AM
Ash

Everyone thinks they have the ugliest proles at home.

What were you doing in a German resort on Mallorca?
06-11-2018, 09:30 AM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Monty92

yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own :puke:

So they are better than us at that as well...
06-11-2018, 09:37 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Ash

Everyone thinks they have the ugliest proles at home.

What were you doing in a German resort on Mallorca?

I told you not to ask :rolleyes:

My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.
06-11-2018, 09:43 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I told you not to ask :rolleyes:

My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.

I was being, erm, contrarian. Impish. :shrug:
06-11-2018, 09:46 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I told you not to ask :rolleyes:

My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.

So your grandfather in law is basically a Nazi? :-(
06-11-2018, 09:50 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

So your grandfather in law is basically a Nazi? :-(

Erm, he went over to entertain British troops on the radio after the war :shrug:
06-11-2018, 09:51 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Erm, he went over to entertain British troops on the radio after the war :shrug:

Yeah, but he stayed there. Among...'them'. And took up 'Schlager singing', which is pretty much the definition of deviancy.
06-11-2018, 09:58 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yeah, but he stayed there. Among...'them'. And took up 'Schlager singing', which is pretty much the definition of deviancy.

Yeah, I think he tried to bring his distinctive brand of entertainment back to the UK, but was treated as a bit of a pariah so f*cked off back.
06-11-2018, 10:04 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yeah, but he stayed there. Among...'them'. And took up 'Schlager singing', which is pretty much the definition of deviancy.

I bet he used to love firing it up German women ..."Who's gassin' who now bitch!"
06-11-2018, 10:07 AM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

I bet he used to love firing it up German women ..."Who's gassin' who now bitch!"

Grandfather in law. Goyim.
06-11-2018, 10:09 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Yeah, I think he tried to bring his distinctive brand of entertainment back to the UK, but was treated as a bit of a pariah so f*cked off back.

And rightly so. We don't like traitors in this country - or at least we didn't used to.
06-11-2018, 10:38 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Ash

Grandfather in law. Goyim.

Farkin' retail paying, money borrowing goy mug
06-11-2018, 10:39 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Burney

And rightly so. We don't like traitors in this country - or at least we didn't used to.

Nowt to do with his treasonable behaviour b. Just his abject shítness as an entertainer I would guess.
06-11-2018, 10:44 AM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Nowt to do with his treasonable behaviour b. Just his abject shítness as an entertainer I would guess.

Oh come on, I don't know what the f*ck's going on here, but it looks f*cking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcp6MVey46A
06-11-2018, 10:49 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Oh come on, I don't know what the f*ck's going on here, but it looks f*cking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcp6MVey46A

This is what all light entertainment would look like if the Nazis had won the war, m. :-|
06-11-2018, 01:07 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Monty92

yer average German chav is actually fatter, uglier and more coated in tattoos than our own :puke:

I once spent a week in Santa Ponsa. Full of Oirishers trying to pour as much Magners inside themselves as possible in the time the bars were open.

Still it was handy for a night out in Magaluf. My word!

Give me Pollenca anyday...
06-11-2018, 01:11 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by IUFG

I once spent a week in Santa Ponsa. Full of Oirishers trying to pour as much Magners inside themselves as possible in the time the bars were open.

Still it was handy for a night out in Magaluf. My word!

Give me Pollenca anyday...

:hehe: I stayed in Santa Ponsa once as well - frightening place. I did like the 36 hole crazy golf course in Magaluf though
06-11-2018, 01:14 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

:hehe: I stayed in Santa Ponsa once as well - frightening place. I did like the 36 hole crazy golf course in Magaluf though

Magaluf has the go karting place too.

And girls with very low morals and standards. That get even lower when they start drinking :eat: