I've never seen The Mousetrap. I don't even know whodunnit! I'm ever so excited.
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I've never seen The Mousetrap. I don't even know whodunnit! I'm ever so excited.
It was PutinQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The best bit is when the bloke does the backflip off the seesawQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
She dies at the beginning :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Leading lady's got a fanny like a well worn sea boot c. You get to see it an' everythingQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Rake of pints before, couple during, Indian after.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Win win.
I am off to visit with friends in the very best part of Essex, apparently. Chelmsford. I know it is the very best part of Essex because The Times said so recently and because Peter doesn't live there. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Now Mrs WES and the other missus have suggested a few drinks, a meal and a post meal pub visit for a few more. Knowing that finding a good restaurant in Essex is effectively impossible (I mean really good) I have suggested spending the entire evening in the pub and after closing time hitting the kebab/fried chicken place near the station.
What say you, SW? :judge:
A truly splendid idea Sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
I would envisage Mrs WES's plan failing as the post meal pub visit would be cancelled as people may feel "a little full" to go again.
Quite the journey back all the same, Chelmsford - London, across London to your station, London - Surrey Stockbroker belt.
The Chelmsford thing threw me also when I read it on Sunday having been led to believe it was a total shíthouse.
Best part of Essex and total ****house are not necessarily mutually exclusive phrases, swQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I spent a summer at Clacton Flying Club and was briefed by the CFI that in the event of an EFATO I should under no circumstances try to land anywhere near Jaywick, known to the locals as 'Soweto on Sea'. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
He subsequently hanged himself. :-(
Good timez, la.
The butler did it
Did you manage to get a walk-in at Hoppers?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Got there at 5:30 just as they were opening and walked straight in. It was excellent.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Nice. Din dins at 5.30, though :-( Surely you were ravenous by 9pm?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I was in bed with a nice cup of tea at 9 pm.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I was being thrown around like a ragdoll by a 14 stone Asian man at 9pm :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Was he sweaty and hairy? It’s the sweat and the hair that would put me off the whole bear thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
He was very hairy, but it gave me something to cling on to as he toyed with me like a kitten playing with a feather.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Was this to do with your gay martial art nonsense?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
If you want to defend yourself, why don't you do the jew one? That's supposed to be good.
There's no point trying to protect yourself from me, by the way. When the time comes for me to take revenge for all the foul things you said to me 15 years ago, you'll never see it coming. I will simply cosh you from behind, then spend 20 years mocking you as you vegetate in your wheelchair. :thumbup:
I am doing the Jew one. Brazilian Jew-Jitsu :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
https://samharris.org/the-pleasures-of-drowning/
Boring. DO THE JEW ONE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
I might drug you and take you to a remote barn, where I will strap you to a chair, dig out your eyes with teaspoon, burst your eardrums with screwdrivers, rip out your tongue with pliers and drill your wrists, knees and ankles.
This is as near to having an erection as I've been in 10 years.
Disappointing absence of sexual violence in the lad's fantasy there, Clive:-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I still think of you as too young to sexually abuse. I may be a psychopath, but I'm no páedofddler :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Oh alright then. Between the drugging and the eyeball digging I'll violently rape your bottom. Is that better?
you're at it again, sc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
2 anal rapes and 1 felching in the last three days, wd.
Ha, and mrs c messaged me and said he couldn't get it up anymore... what does she knowQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
I'm obsessed with it, i. I cannot tell a lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
It must be my age.
he just needs the right encouragement, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
I do hope mrs c never looks at his internet history...
She's used to it, he can only get it up looking at Cesna's and v8'sQuote:
Originally Posted by IUFG