Right, where is Sir C.

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01-31-2018, 12:25 PM
Rich

Right, where is Sir C.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.
01-31-2018, 12:42 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

You'll be lucky if the pompous old stoat even responds Rich. Unless he can

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Originally Posted by Rich

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.

crowbar something in about his poxy pilot's licence of course.
01-31-2018, 01:05 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by herbert augustus chapman

crowbar something in about his poxy pilot's licence of course.

bring him to me immediately, herbs!
01-31-2018, 01:10 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Rich

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42885533

Mesut Ozil has signed a new three-and-a-half-year contract to remain at Arsenal until the summer of 2021.

The midfielder becomes the highest-paid player in the club's history - earning about £350,000 a week before tax.

Would you like to apologies to me now or later?*

* Should you wish to maintain your dignity and apologise privately, I will accept a case of your favourite Claret as recompense.

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.
01-31-2018, 01:15 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.

It's OK everyone, Sir C chose to post this so as not to humiliate himself in public. He has done the honourable thing and contacted me privately to negotiate the terms of his apology. I am pleased to say that a deal was reached that was agreeable to all.
01-31-2018, 01:17 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Rich

It's OK everyone, Sir C chose to post this so as not to humiliate himself in public. He has done the honourable thing and contacted me privately to negotiate the terms of his apology. I am pleased to say that a deal was reached that was agreeable to all.

Ridiculous child.
01-31-2018, 01:21 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Ridiculous child.

Someone got out on the wrong side of bed today.
01-31-2018, 01:22 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Rich

Someone got out on the wrong side of bed today.

I am jetlagged to all fúckery.
01-31-2018, 01:24 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I was just updating my log book. I'm here now.

So the communists at the BBC have published a random number and that's convinced you, has it?

Half. Wit.

Just for future reference ‘updating my logbook’ would make an excellent euphemism.
01-31-2018, 01:27 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

Just for future reference ‘updating my logbook’ would make an excellent euphemism.

As in "Alfred Wainwright narrowed his eyes and surveyed the fellside for a gully into which he could discretely sneak in order to update his logbook"?
01-31-2018, 01:32 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

As in "Alfred Wainwright narrowed his eyes and surveyed the fellside for a gully into which he could discretely sneak in order to update his logbook"?

:hehe: Precisely, a. :clap: A perfect example.

Although it needn’t be restricted to masturbation. It could also be defecation.

‘Through a haze of rough cider, brandy and regrets, Dorset became dimly aware of a warm, viscous sensation that could mean only one thing: he had updated his logbook’.
01-31-2018, 01:34 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

:hehe: Precisely, a. :clap: A perfect example.

Although it needn’t be restricted to masturbation. It could also be defecation.

‘Through a haze of rough cider, brandy and regrets, Dorset became dimly aware of a warm, viscous sensation that could mean only one thing: he had updated his logbook’.

Let us not be vulgar. A chap's log book is a sacred scroll, a ledger of a life lived, a record of achievement, and everlasting testimony to his wandering soul. Not a grubby double entendre. :-(
01-31-2018, 01:40 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Let us not be vulgar. A chap's log book is a sacred scroll, a ledger of a life lived, a record of achievement, and everlasting testimony to his wandering soul. Not a grubby double entendre. :-(

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