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bunch of snail eating ****s, especially if I have to wait more than five minutes in the ski lift queue, but I have to say I have warmed to Msr Macron and I think our Theresa has too.
In every shot I've seen of them at Sandhurst she appears to be somewhat charmed by the young fellow and would rather like to leave some of that lurid red lipstick on his cock (or I'm no judge of women).
Well he does favour the older woman, of course. The teacher-shagging weirdo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Who doesn't want to shag the teacher b? Right up there with policewomen, nurses and your mum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Wouldn't have had you down as a ski **** H.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Cannot think of a less holiday holiday myself. Pile of shíte really. I'm out.
Shagging her is one thing (although it doesn't reflect well on her, of course). Marrying her and being stuck with an auld hag 20 years your senior is weird, though. The bloke's not right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
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Originally Posted by SWv2
:nod: Having been on a couple of skiing holidays, I would concur absolutely.
I am led to believe it can be cold, you perhaps need to make a definite point of getting up early in order to really get it, you spend a lot of time falling over and let’s be honest the fashions are deplorable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
At least 2 of the above are covered by everyday life in Ireland.
Now unless somebody can guarantee me that by end of day 1 I will be attacking the black runs like an Irish Franz Klammer then bollócks.
I went on a skiing holiday once - abandoned the skiing after one day. Enjoyed the rest of the week in a lovely French village with fantastic scenery and some good booksQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Well clearly you, Steve and Luis are all abjectly useless when it comes to anything physical so skiing would not suit. A week of flailing around in the snow like a burning spastic would, I imagine, be rather unpleasant.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Exactly. All the things that you want from a holiday - interesting sights, trips to visit places, good weather, good food, variation in one's day-to-day activity, balmy evenings eating and drinking outside, etc - are not available on skiing holidays. It's just skiing, which - once you've done it for a bit - is actually quite boring. Also, as you say - it involves falling over, possibly breaking limbs and endless queueing for ski lifts just so you can go back up the mountain and ski down it again.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Skiing is something I wouldn't mind doing for a day or so, but an entire holiday built around it? Nah.
No, I'm pretty good at it. It's just balance, after all. The rest is just gravity.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Skiing holidays are for people who can't think of anything more interesting to do with their time.
Au contraire, mon ami - twas years of physical activity that ****ed my knees up, making skiing a particularly stupid thing to doQuote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I restrict my own skiing soujorns to a maximum of three days, late March and never, never never during a school holiday.
Dropping to your knees to impart relief to sailors in the Reeperbahn hardly qualifies as sport L.
That sounds reasonable. People who go for two weeks, though - surely they must get mind-numbingly bored?Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
It counts as being a good sport.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Skiing improved greatly, as with most blokes, when the wife finally admitted she was rubbish at it, didn't really enjoy it, and didn't mind it being a quick lads only break.
Not having to go in school holidays transforms the trip completely. No queues and no being totally rinsed (300% increase) on apartment rentals. It's become with me, rather like tearing around on a powerful motorbike, a litmus to indicate that although I am getting old, I am not yet elderly
Though I have never been to Hamburg in my lifeQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Well wherever it is in Deutschland that you hammer your liver and eat the cock then you pernickety, querulous old soakQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Really? I seem to spend half my life in the bloody place.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Kids have completely buggered my ski holidays!! Going next year though......although I did say that about this year :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Yes - I have to get up there soon. A very good friend of mine moved up there. It's not exactly close thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No. One sometimes forgets how big Germany is. Last year I had to go to Rostock. I flew into Hamburg, thinking it was virtually next door. 3 hours on a train later, I finally got there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
oops - yes - I can get to Italy quicker than I can get to Hamburg (and Czech R and Austria and Switzerland should I wish)Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney