There' been a distressing lack of Masterchef chat lately
For the record, then: I hate the intense little blonde tart with the tattooed on eyebrows - although Marcus Wareing clearly wants to fück her and will therefore let her away with murder. I also hate the private chef with the beard who likes to cook with kale and is clearly enamoured of all this Scandi cooking shíte. I want him to fall into his own sous vide machine and drown.
Beyond that, I don't care who wins.
Your mum's harbour smells like a harbour
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SWv2
I saw some of it last night after training. There was a chap doing a plankton risotto. Just to clarify, he put plankton into a risotto.
Apparently it smelt like a harbour which any person will know is not pleasant.
I was having a large bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes.
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