There's something living behind my wainscoting.
A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.
Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?
:-(
It is your very conscience tormenting you c. It is the embodiment of every
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Sir C
A few months ago I could hear it occasionally nibbling away, and assumed it was a mouse. After a while, I could hear it walking, and assumed it was a rat.
Now I can hear the fúcker breathing. At the very minimum it's a fox, and quite possibly a badger. One day it's going to burst forth and attack me while I'm watching Masterchef, isn't it?
:-(
hapless maid you ever deflowered, every blameless youth you sodomized, every simple, hard working man you swindled.
It will indeed burst forth and exact a terrible retribution.
Schwarze c. The slight 'T' sound that precedes a 'Z' in German has clearly
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Sir C
Would you say that if you attended, say, a sporting event, the result of which was not to your satisfaction, you would:
1. Enjoy the event for the spectacle anyway.
2. Find and concentrate on the positive lements of your team's display.
3. Moan and bitch like a jewish cab driver left untipped by a schwartze.
tripped you.