Is there a more pointless utensil than a pizza cutter?

Achieves **** all that a knife cannot

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Achieves **** all that a knife cannot

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Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.

I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Achieves **** all that a knife cannot

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Erm, it's miles easier to slice a pizza with a pizza cutter and they don't exactly cost a fortune, Monty. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes there is, although I grant you it is very similar to your candidate.

I present for your consideration the mezzoluna.

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:nod: I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

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I am afraid I am going to have to go ahead and disagree with you there, for once.

Mine is wonderful and I dont even eat pizza. It also looks cool.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: I shout at Nigella because she uses one of these pointless objects. It’s a sign of someone who has no knife technique and therefore doesn’t really know what they’re doing imo.

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Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties. :-(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties. :-(

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You see very few women with good knife skills. It might be something to do with having tits - although, now I think of it, Tom Kerridge has good knife skills, so that can’t be right.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Achieves **** all that a knife cannot

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:nod: A bottle opener then doesn't play Brian Moore's commentary of Michael Thomas's goal when you use it

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Originally Posted by Monty92

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you must have a crap pizza cutter my friend.

Actually scissors work quite well too.

#BMEPainOlympics

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Her knife skills are non-existent. Like her once-plumpcious beauties. :-(

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WHAAAATT??????? Wha' 'Appened?? Say it ain't so!!!!