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A rather tedious old hag who’ll say anything to provoke a reaction and then dress it up as a principled stand when she fúcks up.Quote:
Originally Posted by eastgermanautos
Plus, she has health issues.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm not a fan of those with health issues.
Yes. She also keeps referring to her vagina and I’d very much prefer not to think about that. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Does that make her Twitter's version of Monty?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What's wrong with her vagina?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Not at all. M is a reasoned, sensible chap now and would never do anything so cheap as to cause offence just for the sake of it these da...oh, ffs Monty! :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
She keeps referring to how well-worn, baggy and capacious it is. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Like a trusty old carpet bag, perhaps? Musty, but reliable. I rather like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Just so. Can one still get carpet bags? If not, what do carpetbaggers use these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have a trusty old overnight bag, a black leather job which I bought in India some 20-odd years ago, (and which held all the possessions with which I departed my previous life...). It is still my overnight bag of choice and always accompanies me on holiday. I will weep when it eventually succombs to old age and ill use.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
In a way, I wish it had been made of carpet.
Hmmm. As you know, I used a Transit van made in Dagenham. I have no sentimental feelings towards it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:hehe: .Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney