They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:
Printable View
They’re going after Steven Seagal now :cry:
He's a bóllocks ugly, talent-less **** TQuote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
he is actually a good guitar player and has a ridicules collection.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
He does quite an amusing little cameo on Jack Whitehall's Travels with my Father when he throws him in a hotel fountainQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I have never seen a Steven Seagal film. Or a Nick Nolte film. Or a Jean-Claude van Damme film.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
This demonstrates how morally and intellectually superior I am.
You are Michael OwenQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Wait, not Jason Statham or Arnold Schwarzeneger either.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
You are missing out Sir C.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
a lot of them are the same thing though.
as a kid I was intrigued by Mr Seagal as the other kids at school would talk about them. I would then look at the back of the TV guide where it would have those adverts for 10 videos for £1 and think it would be nice to order those. video club scams.
I enjoyed Rocky IV so I can't add wossisname to my list.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
You are missing some tremendous stories.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Seagal is a chef who deals with some mental terrorist types (non allan)
one time it's on a boat then next time it's on a train.
As for van damme. he goes to the orient and fights in weird tournaments.
or there is a bunch of crazy rich blokes who have nothing else to do so they pay homeless chaps to play a game where they have to reach a certain part of the town. They give them a head start and then they chase them down and hunt them for sport.
unfortunately one of these men is the father of van damme and he want's to sort this out.
48 Hours, Prince of Tides, Thin Red Line, Mulholland Falls, Cape Fear - not sure Nick Nolte deserves mentioning with those action flick dudes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Also Steven Seagal's Under Siege has a couple of good points in it
These couple of good points? the bit when she comes out of the cake?Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
:hide: That would be a sexist thing to point out, p. Would I do that :sherlock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Actually also has Tommy Lee Jones and the wonderfully mad Gary Busey - what is not to love?
:nod: I really quite like it, I have a Seagal boxset that was in a HMV sale years ago for £20 can't go wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Includes Executive Decision which I like though he's hardly in it.
I always hated him since he married Kelly LeBrockQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
No, I'm Michael Owen.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Fillums* are a bit shít imo.
Stoopid, predictable, Hollywood tropes.
*Not all films.
I don't watch many films. I prefer a long winded series. I am now watching twin peaks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Weird Science & The Woman in Red :-pQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Not looking quite so clever these days, mind
:hehe: No - quite rough indeed. We'll always have those memories thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
:nod: Cherry Pie!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Had you noticed that the title music is basically a slowed down version of "Loco-motion". It took me a while to notice but I found myself with 'Do The Loco-motion' on the brain (and it is a fine song) the day after watching an episode and eventually it clicked.
I will look out for this when I watch the next episode.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
the missus always wants to skip the intro theme but I find it very relaxing
Somebody called Louis CK too, whomever he may be when he's at home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tony C
There's also the other bit of dramatic incidental music that was used on a famous dance track. Can't remember what it was called.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Go - Moby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
:nod:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7Sl0wMz95w
:thumbup: :music:Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I’ve seen films with all these people in, which means I am clearly a thick cùnt. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
48 Hours with Nick Nolte was good. As was Crank with the Stath.
Time Cop and Under Siege were utter wànk, however.
A comic much beloved of Monty. Never seen his stuff, however.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Likes to wànk at women, apparently.
Oh he's good alright. Funny, you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I don't know about the wánking. I'm afraid I need more than a denunciation to make a judgement. :thoughtcriminal:
Oh I've definitely seen 48 Hours, if it's the one with Eddie Murphy. I must be a thick **** too. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Who are these chaps who go around wànking at women? Seems an odd thing to do to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It strikes me as potentially undignified. You know, it could all get a little awkward.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Upon reflection, I have decided not to partake in this new craze. Like the Pokemon thing, it's simply not for me.