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11-09-2017, 12:41 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Lying, fat ugly cvnt

minger >>
11-09-2017, 01:13 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

minger >>

Sorry, but are we all supposed to pretend to have been horribly traumatised because some old queen felt us up back in the day?

Without wishing to boast, there was a time in my youth when barely a weekend went by without a gentleman of the invert persuasion propositioning me. These were met with polite, but firm rejections and no-one was any the worse off.

What is wrong with the youth of today?
11-09-2017, 02:03 PM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

I used to love heading up to the West End

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Sorry, but are we all supposed to pretend to have been horribly traumatised because some old queen felt us up back in the day?

Without wishing to boast, there was a time in my youth when barely a weekend went by without a gentleman of the invert persuasion propositioning me. These were met with polite, but firm rejections and no-one was any the worse off.

What is wrong with the youth of today?

Round about the age of 14 I loved going up West to wander up Shaftesbury Avenue when every other store was a guitar shop. I recall a few attempts to 'help' me find my way and politely declining was always enough - except on the odd occasion when I fancied a bit of the old cock of course.
11-09-2017, 02:05 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

Round about the age of 14 I loved going up West to wander up Shaftesbury Avenue when every other store was a guitar shop. I recall a few attempts to 'help' me find my way and politely declining was always enough - except on the odd occasion when I fancied a bit of the old cock of course.

So you have met berni before
11-09-2017, 02:07 PM
TheCurly

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

minger >>

I may be an old fuddy-duddy in these scenarios but as far as I'm concerned anyone named "Kris" deserves raped.
11-09-2017, 02:16 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by TheCurly

I may be an old fuddy-duddy in these scenarios but as far as I'm concerned anyone named "Kris" deserves raped.

glwtp

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...erson_-_78.jpg

Worth a try though, I suppose :love:
11-09-2017, 02:25 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

glwtp

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...erson_-_78.jpg

Worth a try though, I suppose :love:

breaker breaker one-nine we got a bear in the air, watch ya back door come on...

Or something like that.
11-09-2017, 02:25 PM
TheCurly

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

glwtp

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...erson_-_78.jpg

Worth a try though, I suppose :love:

He's 81 now,r
I reckon I could take him
11-09-2017, 02:40 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by TheCurly

He's 81 now,r
I reckon I could take him

Never take on a younger man, c
11-09-2017, 02:43 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Never take on a younger man, c

Yes, I was just gonna say. Cheeky ****.
11-09-2017, 03:39 PM
Peter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burney

Sorry, but are we all supposed to pretend to have been horribly traumatised because some old queen felt us up back in the day?

Without wishing to boast, there was a time in my youth when barely a weekend went by without a gentleman of the invert persuasion propositioning me. These were met with polite, but firm rejections and no-one was any the worse off.

What is wrong with the youth of today?

Everyone wants to be a victim, b. If you aren't a victim you must be the perpetrator.

Looking at the state of this chump I would suggest Kev regrets it and will be thoroughly embarrassed.....
11-09-2017, 03:54 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Peter

Everyone wants to be a victim, b. If you aren't a victim you must be the perpetrator.

Looking at the state of this chump I would suggest Kev regrets it and will be thoroughly embarrassed.....

Looking at the state of this chump I would suggest that Kev never did it, and Mr Kris here is just drawing attention to himself.
11-09-2017, 04:13 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Ash

Looking at the state of this chump I would suggest that Kev never did it, and Mr Kris here is just drawing attention to himself.

We shall never know, nor shall we ever care. Get over it you fat ****. If anything, you should take it as a compliment......

We are watching the death of celebrity culture here; now it is going to be fat, ugly nobodies feeding us pathetic stories of how they once got upset over nothing.