I refuse to believe any member of AWIMB, this venerable august club , would have

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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I play of 15 - what do you play off H?

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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Come on H, they are fine people. They amble around for 4 hours dressed like ****z then spend the next 4 hours going over every ****ing shot at the bar.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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Wonderful game, h. Unfortunately, no time to play it currently

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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Go **** yourself you utter depraved ****

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I play of 15 - what do you play off H?

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Hacker imo

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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Does crazy golf count, Herbs? I quite like putting a ball or two through a hole in a miniature windmill at the seaside.

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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I play a bit of golf every now and again, H :vsign:

You could try that on me I suppose, but you'd end up with a Callaway driver's head where your teeth used to be. ;-)

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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I played St George's Hill a few weeks ago. Hit it into Sir Cliff's lake. Twice. :-(

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

anything to do with Golf, the sport of ****s.

The only useful purpose a golf club can serve is to beat unto death some golf playing pustule before inserting it into his unwiped arse'ole.

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I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?

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Originally Posted by Burney

I gave it up when I realised all the people playing it mispronounce the name of the game.

It’s ‘goff’, for god’s sake! What do they teach people at school these days?

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What? Rhymes with Frank Bough?

Gofe, surely. As in "orf to play Gofe with Rafe".

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

I play of 15 - what do you play off H?

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15 is a bit shít really.

I recently took in 18 holes on the Par 3 course in Spawell. Suffice to say, using golfing terminology, I fúcking nailed it.

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Originally Posted by Ash

What? Rhymes with Frank Bough?

Gofe, surely. As in "orf to play Gofe with Rafe".

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Yes. As in 'off' (which is, of course, pronounced 'orf', but never mind).

It's all in Nancy Mitford.