You know they say we will with life as normal etc. Well

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09-15-2017, 11:59 AM
Pat Vegas

You know they say we will with life as normal etc. Well

these mental illness Norwegians scare me awimb.

I want to leave they win. This is also an attack on the tube. A transport system I have an unhealthy interest it.
strange to try to blow up a bomb on an outside tube train. :sherlock:

Like outside stations don't have suicide pits..

I think I could get on sky news with this sort of insight.
09-15-2017, 12:03 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

these mental illness Norwegians scare me awimb.

I want to leave they win. This is also an attack on the tube. A transport system I have an unhealthy interest it.
strange to try to blow up a bomb on an outside tube train. :sherlock:

Like outside stations don't have suicide pits..

I think I could get on sky news with this sort of insight.

They hate tube trains, don't they? Here are more things they hate:

Women
Pictures of humans
Pigs
Dogs

What sort of bizarre ideology objects to dogs?
09-15-2017, 12:04 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

these mental illness Norwegians scare me awimb.

I want to leave they win. This is also an attack on the tube. A transport system I have an unhealthy interest it.
strange to try to blow up a bomb on an outside tube train. :sherlock:

Like outside stations don't have suicide pits..

I think I could get on sky news with this sort of insight.

I could get on Sky News with the insight that the type of bucket used is supplied exclusively by one company to catering establishments such as - ooh, let's see - kebab and curry shops.
09-15-2017, 12:06 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Burney

I could get on Sky News with the insight that the type of bucket used is supplied exclusively by one company to catering establishments such as - ooh, let's see - kebab and curry shops.

Do we have a picture/name of the mentally ill perpetrator yet? I know a COBRA meeting started at 1300 so perhaps we'll have more detail shortly.
09-15-2017, 12:06 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

They hate tube trains, don't they? Here are more things they hate:

Women
Pictures of humans
Pigs
Dogs

What sort of bizarre ideology objects to dogs?

I can't believe you missed out booze, tbh.

Imagine hating, women, booze and pork, though. That's three of my favourite things right there. What sort of person signs up for that shït?
09-15-2017, 12:10 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I can't believe you missed out booze, tbh.

Imagine hating, women, booze and pork, though. That's three of my favourite things right there. What sort of person signs up for that shït?

Jesus, I forgot booze! I have been incredibly abstemious recently; perhaps I am losing my taste for it?

I just had hot sausage sandwiches with plenty of mustard, and a cold beer. A life without such a lunch option is simply not worth the effort.
09-15-2017, 12:12 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Rich

Do we have a picture/name of the mentally ill perpetrator yet? I know a COBRA meeting started at 1300 so perhaps we'll have more detail shortly.

They haven't caught him yet, I don't think. He must be all over CCTV, though.
09-15-2017, 12:14 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Jesus, I forgot booze! I have been incredibly abstemious recently; perhaps I am losing my taste for it?

I just had hot sausage sandwiches with plenty of mustard, and a cold beer. A life without such a lunch option is simply not worth the effort.

I'm sitting outside the Gare du Nord with a half litre pichet of red. Surrounded by Allans, of course.

What did Moses have for lunch?
09-15-2017, 12:14 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

They haven't caught him yet, I don't think. He must be all over CCTV, though.

Olaf Kristensson, that's the chap you want.
09-15-2017, 12:15 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Olaf Kristensson, that's the chap you want.

:nod: Him or Bent Willy Hansen
09-15-2017, 12:17 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I'm sitting outside the Gare du Nord with a half litre pichet of red. Surrounded by Allans, of course.

What did Moses have for lunch?

The Gare du Nord is like a third world ghetto, isn't it? Perhaps some rillettes with that vin rouge?

Moses had some Felix Kitten Choise and a bang round the ear 'ole from minmin.
09-15-2017, 12:25 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

The Gare du Nord is like a third world ghetto, isn't it? Perhaps some rillettes with that vin rouge?

Moses had some Felix Kitten Choise and a bang round the ear 'ole from minmin.

No, I'd eaten earlier at a business thing with no booze, so I'm catching up, really

Minnie still not reconciled to him, then? :-(
09-15-2017, 12:29 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

No, I'd eaten earlier at a business thing with no booze, so I'm catching up, really

Minnie still not reconciled to him, then? :-(

Far from it, but yesterday and today are showing the first glimmer of progress. She no longer instantly tries to tear him limb from limb. It's going to be a lengthy process...