At what point in your life did you actually thought you actually look like a

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

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Not sure about looking like a man, but I realised I only really felt like a man when my second parent died.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Not sure about looking like a man, but I realised I only really felt like a man when my second parent died.

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:-( That reads a bit funny.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

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Do you feel like a man now, P?

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Originally Posted by Burney

:-( That reads a bit funny.

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in a sort of standing over them with an axe sort of way?

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Originally Posted by Burney

:-( That reads a bit funny.

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As if the day I became an orphan I was moved to desire sexual congress with another male?

:-(

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

in a sort of standing over them with an axe sort of way?

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:nod: Exactly so, f.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Do you feel like a man now, P?

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Yes, since I lost weight and the barber trimmed my beard in a tidy way.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

As if the day I became an orphan I was moved to desire sexual congress with another male?

:-(

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:nono: In the sense that it makes you sound a bit murdery.

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nono: In the sense that it makes it sound a bit murdery.

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Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings :-(

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Do you feel like a man now, P?

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:music: Man I feel like a woman :music:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Perhaps that should win a prize for being one of the most badly constructed sentences of all time, given that it is ambiguous enough to have three possible meanings :-(

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I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I quite like it. Even if it did leave me with a mental image of you, bloodstained and naked, bellowing atavistically in a room containing your slaughtered parents.

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Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Blood stained chopper in hand
A look of malevolence on his tear stained face

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Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Let us respect his recently-expressed wishes and leave his chopper out of it, vpv.

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ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

ty b. It looks like one of those little grey shrimps, which the Dutch call 'ganarlen', but one which has been left to dry in the sun.

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Those things smell terrible, though.

Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Those things smell terrible, though.

Still, as long as you've enough left to píss through, that's the important thing.

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I would have thought that a man of his advancing years would have had a Harrods colostomy bag wired into his urinary tract by now
No need to go to the Gents whatsoever

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

No need to go to the Gents whatsoever

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Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Where would be the fun in that though? NTTAWWI, of course.

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Rivers of piss ?
Disgusting sounds from the rear ?
Belching ?
Empty soap dispensers ?
Broken hand driers ?

I prefer to use the Ladies

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

man, or felt like a man?

Apart from the encounters with my mother obviously.

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I still feel like a teenager