Lst pre-season we had a couple of young lads who were due to fart lightning

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07-12-2017, 03:45 PM
Sir C

Lst pre-season we had a couple of young lads who were due to fart lightning

and shít thunder. One was the Jeff. Who was the other kid, and what became of them?
07-12-2017, 03:51 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

and shít thunder. One was the Jeff. Who was the other kid, and what became of them?

There was a chap called Zelalem (Gideon?) who was supposed to be the next big thing before Reine Adelaide. He turned out to nothing but a dirty fúcking Hun and can basically rot in hell.

Before him there was another super kid called Crowley who we stole from Villa. Anyway he turned out to be a **** also.

There is a new Reine Adelaide this season, Nelson I think. He won’t make it either.
07-12-2017, 03:52 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

and shít thunder. One was the Jeff. Who was the other kid, and what became of them?

Young lad called Theo something. They've been talking about him for years.
07-12-2017, 03:52 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by SWv2

There was a chap called Zelalem (Gideon?) who was supposed to be the next big thing before Reine Adelaide. He turned out to nothing but a dirty fúcking Hun and can basically rot in hell.

Before him there was another super kid called Crowley who we stole from Villa. Anyway he turned out to be a **** also.

There is a new Reine Adelaide this season, Nelson I think. He won’t make it either.

What about Lacazette? And why have we got so many players called "Alex" :rubchin:
07-12-2017, 03:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

There was a chap called Zelalem (Gideon?) who was supposed to be the next big thing before Reine Adelaide. He turned out to nothing but a dirty fúcking Hun and can basically rot in hell.

Before him there was another super kid called Crowley who we stole from Villa. Anyway he turned out to be a **** also.

There is a new Reine Adelaide this season, Nelson I think. He won’t make it either.

:sigh: And I got myself all excited, as well.
07-12-2017, 03:55 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:sigh: And I got myself all excited, as well.

I gave up on these youngsters Sir C
I was told we had Fabregas #2 Fran Merida,
How about Wellington Silva? he had one good game for Bolton on loan and everyone went mental.

What about Quincy Owuse-Abeyie?
07-12-2017, 03:58 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:sigh: And I got myself all excited, as well.

They all went to the zoo today. Sol has just put the Reducer in on these poor kangaroos.

Which is nice :-|

http://dailycannon.com/wp-content/up...onga-zoo-5.jpg
07-12-2017, 03:58 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:sigh: And I got myself all excited, as well.

You are best to completely ignore these wee fúckers until they play with the first team.

No good can come from premature excitement about teenage boys.
07-12-2017, 03:59 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by SWv2

You are best to completely ignore these wee fúckers until they play with the first team.

No good can come from premature excitement about teenage boys.

And even when they do proceed with caution. Iwobi for example I am told he is excellent.
07-12-2017, 04:00 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

There was a chap called Zelalem (Gideon?) who was supposed to be the next big thing before Reine Adelaide. He turned out to nothing but a dirty fúcking Hun and can basically rot in hell.

Before him there was another super kid called Crowley who we stole from Villa. Anyway he turned out to be a **** also.

There is a new Reine Adelaide this season, Nelson I think. He won’t make it either.

Queen Adelaide is a very silly surname.
07-12-2017, 04:07 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

Queen Adelaide is a very silly surname.

He is French.
07-12-2017, 04:18 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by SWv2

There was a chap called Zelalem (Gideon?) who was supposed to be the next big thing before Reine Adelaide. He turned out to nothing but a dirty fúcking Hun and can basically rot in hell.

Before him there was another super kid called Crowley who we stole from Villa. Anyway he turned out to be a **** also.

There is a new Reine Adelaide this season, Nelson I think. He won’t make it either.

Crowley is joining Wilhem II on a permanent deal.
07-12-2017, 04:20 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

They all went to the zoo today. Sol has just put the Reducer in on these poor kangaroos.

Which is nice :-|

http://dailycannon.com/wp-content/up...onga-zoo-5.jpg

Why on Earth is Sol Cambell out there FFS?? He better have paid his own fare.
07-12-2017, 04:29 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Rich

Crowley is joining Wilhem II on a permanent deal.

Apparently, has a shocking attitude. Will do well in Netherlands :hide:
07-12-2017, 04:53 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by SWv2

He is French.

You have become quite well-informed on the details of our young players outside the first team squad.

You've changed, man.
07-12-2017, 04:54 PM
Mo Britain less Europe

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Originally Posted by Rich

Crowley is joining Wilhem II on a permanent deal.

Queen Adelaide was married to Willem IV.

Eddie Nketiah will be the one to set them alight, not this season though.
07-12-2017, 04:54 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Rich

Why on Earth is Sol Cambell out there FFS?? He better have paid his own fare.

Apparently the banter is lovely.