Funniest name you've encountered so far today?

Me? Regina Vant

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Me? Regina Vant

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I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

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I'm going to Grain Store tonight. The menu is massively off-putting until you realise the stupid ****s have written the dish descriptions back to front and only mentioned the 'meat' component at the end.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

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Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?

Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)

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Originally Posted by Peter

Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?

Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)

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Here we go, casual racism. Oh it's okay, it's only the Paddies.

Remember the war is not over.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

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Would sir like a hazelnut encased in chocolate to help get over the experience?

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Here we go, casual racism. Oh it's okay, it's only the Paddies.

Remember the war is not over.

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Everybody knows the war is over, everybody knows the good guys lost :D

I do apologise, I don't know what came over me.

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I'm going to Grain Store tonight. The menu is massively off-putting until you realise the stupid ****s have written the dish descriptions back to front and only mentioned the 'meat' component at the end.

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The vegetables are the point of the place. You'll get a mere sniff of meat, if you're lucky. :-(

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Originally Posted by Peter

Have you got yourself embroiled in a diplomatic incident, Sir C?

Did you hear about the Irishman making love to an Ambassador? He burnt his balls on the exhaust pipe ;)

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I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment. :-(

Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!" :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I am expecting a summons from the FCO to explain myself at any moment. :-(

Haha, I miss Irish gags. "Dey want tree fellers but dere's only two of us!" :hehe:

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Come on, what have you done?

I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.

Tree fellers is a classic. ;)

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Originally Posted by Peter

Come on, what have you done?

I was described as surly and uncooperative by the Qatari embassy last year. Largely accurate I think.

Tree fellers is a classic. ;)

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I've done nothing. I am entirely innocent. I am being persecuted without recourse to counsel. In short, I'm the victim here.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've done nothing. I am entirely innocent. I am being persecuted without recourse to counsel. In short, I'm the victim here.

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Typical Irishman - pleading innocence :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

Typical Irishman - pleading innocence :rolleyes:

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"Oi niver planted dem bombs sorr, oi did not."

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've had no funny names but I started my morning with a very uncomfortable telephone call from an ambassador. Being roundly vilified whilst having to address your abuser as 'Your Excellency' is no good for the self-esteem, I can tell you that.

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Did the ambassador to that small island off Papua New Guinea shout at you in pidgin?

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Originally Posted by Sir C

"Oi niver planted dem bombs sorr, oi did not."

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You see, I made an innocent joke. You two have gone too far. :D

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Originally Posted by Peter

You see, I made an innocent joke. You two have gone too far. :D

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When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

When was the last time a stand up started a gag, "So Paddy and Mick walked into a bar..."?

Ben Elton killed comedy. FACT.

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I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...

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Originally Posted by Peter

I didn't have you down as a fan of old school, racist stand up, Sir C.

It takes all sorts I spose...

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I've got DVD collections of all the greats, p. Manning, Davidson, Jones. Classic bantz.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've got DVD collections of all the greats, p. Manning, Davidson, Jones. Classic bantz.

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We are still no closer to knowing why you are in the dock with the FCO.

Can you at least tell us which Ambassador it was?

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Originally Posted by Peter

We are still no closer to knowing why you are in the dock with the FCO.

Can you at least tell us which Ambassador it was?

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I can say no more. GCHQ are undoubtedly monitoring this thread. (Some bloke's car is a week late :rolleyes: )