Lá Fheile Phadraig

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03-16-2017, 04:03 PM
SWv2

Lá Fheile Phadraig

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-qgHh31bw
03-16-2017, 04:20 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-qgHh31bw

I shall be being English in England caring not one jot for your primitive rituals.

In the old days, j and I would have celebrated by having our traditional ding-dong about him being a plastic paddy, of course, but those days are gone.
03-16-2017, 04:34 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by SWv2

What plans have ye for the big day then??

I shall recall, as I do every year, the night of the FA Cup QF v West Ham and the moment Dennis elbowed his man in the face.
03-16-2017, 04:35 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

I shall recall, as I do every year, the night of the FA Cup QF v West Ham and the moment Dennis elbowed his man in the face.

Steve Lomas. Rat-faced little cvnt - him, not you.
03-16-2017, 04:39 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by SWv2

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-qgHh31bw

That's my firstborn's name. Spelled like that :-|
03-16-2017, 04:40 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

That's my firstborn's name. Spelled like that :-|

What? Phadraig?
03-16-2017, 04:42 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

Steve Lomas. Rat-faced little cvnt - him, not you.

That's given me an idea for a thread.
03-16-2017, 04:46 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

What? Phadraig?

Let's hope so otherwise there is a young chap running around France answering to the name of "The Dubliners"
03-16-2017, 04:49 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-qgHh31bw

You'll have a day off for drinking and brawling, I assume?

Don't forget to sneer at your neighbours for being one step down the social ladder from you and continue a feud with a member of your family that's been going on for 30 years. It's important to keep Irish traditions going :thumbup:
03-16-2017, 04:51 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Let's hope so otherwise there is a young chap running around France answering to the name of "The Dubliners"

r has never evinced any great affection for the Irish, though. Why would he lumber his firstborn so?
03-16-2017, 04:53 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

r has never evinced any great affection for the Irish, though. Why would he lumber his firstborn so?

Secretly ever person wishes they were Irish. This is a known fact.
03-16-2017, 04:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

r has never evinced any great affection for the Irish, though. Why would he lumber his firstborn so?

In memory of the first man he killed with his teeth? #southarmargh
03-16-2017, 04:53 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You'll have a day off for drinking and brawling, I assume?

Don't forget to sneer at your neighbours for being one step down the social ladder from you and continue a feud with a member of your family that's been going on for 30 years. It's important to keep Irish traditions going :thumbup:

And the sectarianism. Don't forget that.
03-16-2017, 04:54 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Secretly ever person wishes they were Irish. This is a known fact.

I fvcking don't. And I mostly am.
03-16-2017, 04:54 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You'll have a day off for drinking and brawling, I assume?

Don't forget to sneer at your neighbours for being one step down the social ladder from you and continue a feud with a member of your family that's been going on for 30 years. It's important to keep Irish traditions going :thumbup:

Yes tomorrow is a National day off, or whatever and indeed there will be brawling on a whole new scale.

For the record I always sneer at my neighbours as I don't really like them.
03-16-2017, 04:55 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

And the sectarianism. Don't forget that.

Oh the sectarianism goes without saying, as does the protection of *****philes. (That bit may have changed now.)
03-16-2017, 04:56 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by SWv2

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-qgHh31bw

We had a parade here last Sunday - needless to say I avoided it like the plague. Will be out tomorrow of course but mainly because it is a Friday
03-16-2017, 04:57 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Yes tomorrow is a National day off, or whatever and indeed there will be brawling on a whole new scale.

For the record I always sneer at my neighbours as I don't really like them.

I've never had a neighbour whose very existence didn't anger me. It could be the Dalai Lama and I wouldn't want the cvnt living next door.
03-16-2017, 04:57 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Yes tomorrow is a National day off, or whatever and indeed there will be brawling on a whole new scale.

For the record I always sneer at my neighbours as I don't really like them.

Of course you don't like them! The only reason you'd like them would be if they had a few quid, in which case, of course, they'd be 'big people' and worthy of respect.

I know all this shít.
03-16-2017, 04:58 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda

We had a parade here last Sunday - needless to say I avoided it like the plague. Will be out tomorrow of course but mainly because it is a Friday

Well you can understand it, really. Dressing in green, drinking beer and being intolerant are traits Bavarians share with the Irish.
03-16-2017, 04:59 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Burney

What? Phadraig?

Yes. My father named him after a schoolboy chum of his.
03-16-2017, 04:59 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

I've never had a neighbour whose very existence didn't anger me. It could be the Dalai Lama and I wouldn't want the cvnt living next door.

I very nearly punched a neighbour once. As we stood on my front door step I kept beckoning him inside, secure in the knowledge that I could deck him without fear of prosecution as he was attacking me on my property, but the **** wouldn't enter. I did, however, tell him that I would fúck him and his missus, which went down well.
03-16-2017, 05:01 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Of course you don't like them! The only reason you'd like them would be if they had a few quid, in which case, of course, they'd be 'big people' and worthy of respect.

I know all this shít.

I don’t like them as mainly they are ****s and I believe at least 50% of them do look down on me.

This may be due to either a) when we first moved in I passed out on the sitting room floor and he had to go up a ladder to try and let himself in as he thought I may be dead or b) another night when I came home and he was entertaining in the back garden / patio so I took the hose to them over the wall.

We do chat sometimes – football mainly. He supports Dundalk.
03-16-2017, 05:02 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Yes. My father named him after a schoolboy chum of his.

So the poor chap has had to grow up with no bugger being able to spell or pronounce his name?

Poor(drigg) show by your aged p there imo.
03-16-2017, 05:03 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I don’t like them as mainly they are ****s and I believe at least 50% of them do look down on me.

This may be due to either a) when we first moved in I passed out on the sitting room floor and he had to go up a ladder to try and let himself in as he thought I may be dead or b) another night when I came home and he was entertaining in the back garden / patio so I took the hose to them over the wall.

We do chat sometimes – football mainly. He supports Dundalk.

You passed out on the sitting room floor? :hehe:
03-16-2017, 05:04 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I don’t like them as mainly they are ****s and I believe at least 50% of them do look down on me.

This may be due to either a) when we first moved in I passed out on the sitting room floor and he had to go up a ladder to try and let himself in as he thought I may be dead or b) another night when I came home and he was entertaining in the back garden / patio so I took the hose to them over the wall.

We do chat sometimes – football mainly. He supports Dundalk.

What was he doing looking through your sitting room window? Pervert ****.

Him, not you.
03-16-2017, 05:04 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Ash

I shall recall, as I do every year, the night of the FA Cup QF v West Ham and the moment Dennis elbowed his man in the face.

The moment he "became" Dennis Bergkamp, imo.
03-16-2017, 05:05 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I very nearly punched a neighbour once. As we stood on my front door step I kept beckoning him inside, secure in the knowledge that I could deck him without fear of prosecution as he was attacking me on my property, but the **** wouldn't enter. I did, however, tell him that I would fúck him and his missus, which went down well.

What I want from neighbours is complete silence and invisibility. Is that so much to ask? :shrug:

Actually, one of my neighbours is OK. She's a crazy old lady whose lawn I cut. The signal that she feels the grass is getting a bit long is that she goes out and starts cutting it with scissors, at which point I have to step in and mow it for her.
03-16-2017, 05:07 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

What I want from neighbours is complete silence and invisibility. Is that so much to ask? :shrug:

Actually, one of my neighbours is OK. She's a crazy old lady whose lawn I cut. The signal that she feels the grass is getting a bit long is that she goes out and starts cutting it with scissors, at which point I have to step in and mow it for her.

Is she lonely? You want to be worming your way into her affections. Think of the will, for Christ's sake.
03-16-2017, 05:09 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

You passed out on the sitting room floor? :hehe:

Yes, not my best moment on reflection. Had only moved in a few weeks and had kept a low profile until this point.

The Mrs had gone out for the day and by the time she got back whatever way I had locked up had denied her entry but clearly I could be seen through the window.

:-\
03-16-2017, 05:09 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Is she lonely? You want to be worming your way into her affections. Think of the will, for Christ's sake.

Good point, actually. She told me her father built all the houses in our road, so she might have a bit squirreled away. :rubchin:
03-16-2017, 05:11 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Yes, not my best moment on reflection. Had only moved in a few weeks and had kept a low profile until this point.

The Mrs had gone out for the day and by the time she got back whatever way I had locked up had denied her entry but clearly I could be seen through the window.

:-\

Quality. Rendering yourself so stotious that you are unable to respond to physical stimuli the minute your wife's back is turned is impressive stuff.
03-16-2017, 05:17 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Burney

Quality. Rendering yourself so stotious that you are unable to respond to physical stimuli the minute your wife's back is turned is impressive stuff.

There was drink, drugs and loud music involved. Great fun.

I actually think Arsenal may even have been on the telly which was the catalyst for the whole social event.
03-16-2017, 05:17 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Burney

So the poor chap has had to grow up with no bugger being able to spell or pronounce his name?

Poor(drigg) show by your aged p there imo.

Yeah. I sympathise completely though. They were raised together, practically as brothers, by P's dad after they both lost their mothers.

He was a good man, P's dad :cry:
03-16-2017, 05:19 PM
barrybueno

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Originally Posted by SWv2

What plans have ye for the big day then?? Green beer, green food, green attire at the very least.

Dublin is awash with tourists all swathed in green and wearing novelty hats and as much as I despise them I must admit that the hot snatch count is off the scale.

Sadly (for them) I expect a fair number of them will happen upon some very drunken and generally over-excited teenagers from the Northside tomorrow who will proceed to kick three layers of ****e out of them while taking their money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88-qgHh31bw

Im afraid its the one day of the year when I definitely wont be in my local O Neills. Sorry about that old chap :guinness:
03-16-2017, 05:19 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by redgunamo

Yeah. I sympathise completely though. They were raised together, practically as brothers, by P's dad after they both lost their mothers.

He was a good man, P's dad :cry:

Steady on, old chap. No need for waterworks now, is there? :-\

So your dad's sort of part-Irish, then?
03-16-2017, 05:33 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Burney

Steady on, old chap. No need for waterworks now, is there? :-\

So your dad's sort of part-Irish, then?

:hehe: Sort of. Very sort of indeed.

i.e. Not at all. Missionary trouble-makers are all over the place down in those parts.

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