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That's my guess. Polls are all well within the margin for error, though. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Yeah, though I seem to remember the same thing being said at the General Election and then it all going to **** when the polls closed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
I miss suicidally inclined Tory berni, this new smug won isnt nearly as endearing.
I don't see how they could possibly know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
Bookies always know when the fix is in, f. It's their job.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I feel very sad about this stuff Berni, regardless the result I feel the damage is done.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
That aside I thought in life people are usually encouraged to take chances and venture into the unknown. rather than play it safe.
Also I think the votes should not be counted during the night :hehe: I've done some night shifts in my time and it's not a place for complicated tasks like counting.
Sadly, a lot of people are cringing, unprincipled cowards, f. They do what they're told by the big man from the government/bank/whatever because he tells them terrible things will happen otherwise. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I know what you mean about nightshifts. I used to do nights in a refrigerated warehouse. It was the most desperate place you've ever seen. The poor *******s were so cold, knackered and miserable, they used to cheer themselves up by howling 'CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT!' at the tops of their voices so it echoed round the place. :-(
I was once given a lift home by a black bloke called Socrates. Being a fresh-faced 19 year-old I said: 'Like the philosopher, you mean?' He'd named himself after the footballer when he was young (?!), had never heard of the philosopher and thought I was taking the piss :-(
:hehe: I always felt the hours between 3 and 5 were the worst. Worked nights in the hotel a few times and had a stint as the spare night manager :-( Then did security.
One day I was sent to another site to cover. did the patrols and that then this over enthusiastic fella who worked there showed me his photo collection of castles. I said that's a nice castle. 'THAT'S NOT A CASTLE IT'S A FORT!' :That told me
After ages of these photos he then said to me it's time get the party started. He then started playing episodes of Sharpe on his laptop.
:hehe: Quality. Mind you, Sharpe is ace. It has Sean Bean in it saying things like 'Me mother was a whore and I were born in a brothel'. Doesn't get better than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
So he's basically a white Richard Prior?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Exactly. But with fewer tedious jokes and more killing of Frenchmen, besting of cowardly toffs and bedding of posh totty (that's basically the plot to every Sharpe episode ever, btw).Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Way to refute those hard on for war accusations.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Honestly, Pryor is tedious? My word
How else would we get Conservative governments otherwise, b?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
on ya whole ****in' life.
"I'll put ya **** wife on the street to be ****ed in the ass by niggers and Puerto Ricans. Ya kid's mine because I bought it. You got him on loan, he is leased, you are renting him. I'll whack out ya whole family. People'll be eatin' 'em in their lunch tomorrow in their Wimpy burgers and not know it.
"You get paid what I say. You do what I say, I run you, there is no discussion. I want, you work, until you are burned-out, you are busted, or you're dead... you get it? You got responsibilities - tighten up n' do it."
.. As the man said :nod:
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Originally Posted by Burney
Steady on Ben EltonQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
I haven't actually seen that one. Sounds good.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
He's alright. Overrated, though - like all these comics.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
In the film, it's actually a local syndicate boss talking to one of his minions, but the point is, I suppose, that it could be *any* boss talking to any employee.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You joke, of course, but it's actually how we end up with every single government we get. Every election, people choose that which they think will suit their pockets and that which they find least scary. And then these self-same voters spend the next five years moaning about how ineffectual and unprincipled they are and how they're all the same no matter who you vote for, etc, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
OF COURSE THEY ARE, DICKHEAD - THAT'S WHAT YOU VOTED FOR! :shrug:
I dunno, Calin is overrated, Pryor is overrated. I suppose Hicks and Louis CK are overrated too, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Gimme a couple of underrated wons please, just for the sake of some balance
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
I think IUFG would take issue with some of the language and threats, tbh. Threatening to put your employee's wife on the streets to be ****ed in the ass by niggers and Puerto Ricans is pretty certain to end in an expensive tribunal imo.
No, I mean that these days we overrate the value of the whole stand up comic thing horribly.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
They're just people who tell jokes at the end of the day. :shrug:
We have long since established that IUFG is the office banter killjoy with his silly modern HR rules and guidelines.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Of course. It's ridicules not being able to threaten to pimp out your employee's wife to the local multi-ethnic community without some busybody getting involved, but there you are. Health and safety and political correctness gone mad.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Message reported to Chris Gayle, imo. And that reporter dollybird who spent a refreshing evening discussing his cock with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Right. Sir Bob Hope was the original and also the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Gentlemen, gentlemen! Such language, for shame!Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
There may be ladies present. I suggest that, to be safe, we behave as if there are.
My dear chap, there hasn't been a lady on here since the old King died.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
In the event of a Remain win, is it safe to assume, that most of awimb's Britishers will consider to relocate to the Colonies? Such as they are in this moment of time.
We don't know that, do we? For all we know, jorge might be secretly trans. IUFG might be tucking his winkie up between his thighs and staring longingly into the mirror whilst calling zeself Shirley. This bad language may well be triggering.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
There's a part of me that's disappointed about this apparent Remain vote, you know. There's a little bit of me that's in the mood to chuck everything up in the air and see where the pieces fall.
Quite right. I apologise for any offence caused to any ladies present without reservation.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Talking of which, interesting article mo.Mind you, bowlers always whine.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/bl...ixes-rein-size
Not at all. You don't just stop playing football because you lost a game, do you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darren's Dodgy Denim
The whole point of democracy is that each man may stand up for himself, I think, not hide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
America, you mean? Good God man, that's no place for a gentleman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Darren's Dodgy Denim
Oh, I know. I think all people of spirit feel the same. Sadly, the world is dominated by those who would rather curse the darkness than light a candle.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes, I saw that. I'd always presumed it was essentially all to do with timing, rather than the size of one's bat?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Ideally, yes. However, I think for most people it's just a way of hiding in a crowd.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
Well there is always the British Virgin Islands (can't be many), Bermuda, Anguila, Montserrat or Turks and Caicos Islands...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's clearly been a while since you wielded the willow. I now have a three-pounder with a middle on it about four times bigger than the ones I grew up using. I can get away with murder these days because I can usually clear the infield with a mi****. It is still about timing, but a good big'un beats a good little'un every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo