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I've justt heard that an old friend of mine has passed away. Died, as it were.
He was only 51. Palace fan. Very sweary fellow.
Makes you think.
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Oh, I'm sorry old chap. Condolences.
I was just about to post about lesbians, but it wouldn't seem appropriate now. :-(
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Oh, fear not, post away. It's not that were were particularly close, or anything.
He used to be an aircraft despatcher and recently became an inspector for HMRC. That's odd, so late in life, isn't it?
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Death in early 50s is increasingly common.
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Well I suppose he didn't know how late it was.
Still, I wonder if at some point one starts chalking off one's dead contemporaries and taking consolation in having outlived them? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
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I've been doing that for years.
I suppose my circumstances were a little particular though.
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At least jorge will be pleased, I suppose.
He has no love for the elderly.
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Monty may be able to make a claim for something or other.
A false claim I should say.
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Seen. RIP, your old friend.
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ty, r. People are saying goodbye to him on his Facebook page.
I'm not convinced he's reading it.
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I thought you were all spiritual these days? Does this not extend to being able to access social
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he was probably always HMRC imo..undercover.. its like MI5..good place to find out secrets
being an aircraft dispatcher I'd say.. he was like an HMRC Le Carre figure... RIP etc.. just shows its best to keep on crackiing on imo.. I doubt he said he wish he'd had more mineral waters and nights in
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its very hard to type when one has no physical digits imo
thoguh maybe there is a voice long in option
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I just assumed he'd have better things to do right now.
It must be like checking into a hotel, no? He'll be rifling the minibar and ordering a club sandwich, surely?
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looking out the window across to the Ackbar wing and seeing them all neck deep in virgins
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Probably checking the telly to see if there's anything on worth a wank.
Have I just given a little too much away? :-(
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He held some rather robust views on practitioners of Islam
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Not for me, Clive. But that does appear to be the world we are living in.
Out for lunch with the wife and my parents the other day and a lady at an adjacent table received a text message informing her of the death of an, apparently, very dear relative or friend.
Scenes.
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well im of to go and get the ashes from the vet now..sad scenes imo
ah well the world keeps spinning i guess
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RIP Cuddles.
Will you lay him to rest in the garden? :-(
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Condolences. RIP Swear palace bloke.
lets hope no-one decides to dance naked around the coffin, etc ;-)
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ty, iufg. He certainly wouldn't mind a little naked dancing.
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Now, I'm taking it that these virgins are worth dying for.
Assumption - dead muslamic bloke rogers them all and they become non-virgin wives.
Surrounded by 76 wives for eternity? I'm not really sure they have thought this one through, tbh
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nope as who knows when move..she safely tucked away at back of warm jumper shelf
drink then a nice free meal out tonight ..plus the other one being super sweet so onwars n up :-)
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Quite nice all the same.
Like a book of condolensces but for the ordinary man.
It should not just be celebrities or people who die as a result of a tragedy that get such books.
I will sign your book when you die.
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My word. That must have somewhat spoiled your lunch.
Perhaps you could sue her for compensation.
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Oh, I say sw. I'm deeply moved.
You're assuming I'm going first, I note.
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Logic would dictate so though who knows the hand we are dealt.
Sir C. Sometimes English, sometimes Dutch. Died his hair. Always a *******s. RIP.
Naturally I would use your real name to make it more personal in case your family read it as I would not want to cause offence.
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No. Nothing spoils my lunch.
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very moving..you should start a card company imo.. best do one for monty now imo as his neck might
go at any moment leaving him a lifeless vegetable ...:prey:
