f**k me! As if two years serving on a jury weren't bad enough, they've had to spend it listening to

whining scousers. I'd have faked my own death to get out of that.

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/apr/06/hillsborough- jury-sent-out-consider-verdicts-deaths-96-fans-1989-fa-cup-

It's predictable.

stewarding by plod and the inability to stop shoving from a section of up pissed up scousers were to blame. :shrug:

http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/31/man-decapitates-wife-after-fin ding-out-she-exposed-boobs-and-had-skype-sex-5787616/

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com...8&h=997&crop=1

http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/...ater-pee_5.jpg

bags. :-(

Mind you, you'd struggle to take someone's head off with a breadknife imo. Fair play to the lad, even ISIS would tip their hats.

For instance: "Dempsey Nibbs, 69, killed Judith Nibbs after finding out his wife had cheated on him on Skype in April 2014." doesn't actually make it clear that Judith Nibbs is his wife.

"He used a kitchen knife to decapitate her head" - You can't decapitate someone's head (unless you mean a haircut or scalping). You either decapitate someone or you cut off their head.

"The jury heard the problems started when Nibbs suffered from Prostate cancer and was fitted with a colostomy bag." - Apart from being appallingly constructed, this sentence also randomly capitalises 'prostate'.

"He started asking his partner who she was speaking to on the phone and accusing of her things." - What the f**k are you talking about?

"He denies murder and obstructing the coroner by disposing of her decapitated head. The trial continues." - Who is 'her' in this sentence? And stop using the word decapitated. He could hardly dispose of her head unless it was decapitated, could he, you stupid c**t?

Honestly, I've known chief subs who would've ritually executed anyone who presented copy this bad.