A lot to look forward to this season

From our wonderful team of referees

sprayed in the eye by the ref with the magic spray and he'll be out for 2 more years.

Need it for situations like that too.

And where's the spray paint. Thought that was coming out this season.

Any idea how long he's out for this time?

Decent referee. How he allowed his assistant miles away to over rule him is beyond belief. I know it was a friendly but he should be dropped for start of season after that.

That's what they said yesterday or words to that effect. Wenger out, obviously.

friendly, which are used to gain fitness and sharpness? The only reason you wouldn't feature in a pre-season friendly would be because of little bit niggle/injury.

He probably doesn't want to say he's injured and have everyone moan.

In all seriousness, though, would anyone at this stage even moan if it was revealed that Diaby was in fact injured?

There are two young fish swimming along and they happen to meet an older fish swimming the other way, who nods at them and says "Morning, boys. How's the water?" And the two young fish swim on for a bit, and then eventually one of them looks over at the other and goes "What the hell is water?"

and so on and so forth, etc.

Has had a full pre-season and has played games already.

Agreed, he is clearly injured to some degree.

This sort of thing will happen again but will be extremely marginal and truly difficult to call unless the goal line tech is extended.

always a cùnt.