This is serious, very serious - take care everyone
Police are issuing advice and guidance to residents in the Thames Valley as the area is set to be hit by strong winds between 4am and 10am tomorrow (28/10).
The Met Office has issued an amber wind warning for the South East of England including the Thames Valley.
Winds are expected to reach speeds of 60mph to 70mph. In addition to the winds, heavy rain is forecast overnight tonight which could lead to localised surface water flooding, particularly when drainage systems may be blocked by wind-blown debris.
Gale-force winds could have a significant impact including the risk of:
•Falling trees
•Damage to building and other structures
•Flying debris
•Disruption to transport
•Disruption to power supplies
•Surface water flooding.
In preparation for the expected strong winds residents should:
•Secure loose outdoor items such as garden furniture or ladders; and bring in as many items as possible that are lying around outside
•Securely fasten doors, windows, loft trapdoors and storm shutters
•Vehicles should be parked in the garage, if available; otherwise they should be kept clear of buildings, trees, walls and fences
•Ensure you have a torch available with spare batteries and a fully charged mobile phone
•Think carefully before you travel. Driving conditions are expected to be difficult this evening, overnight and tomorrow morning - if you do need to travel by road, plan your journey in advance and check the latest weather and driving conditions before you set out
•When on the road, be aware of sudden gusts of wind, and give high-sided vehicles, caravans, motorbikes and bicycles plenty of space
•Dial 101 when contacting police when it's not an emergency. Calling 999 when it is not an emergency can reduce our effectiveness at dealing with genuine emergencies
•Keep an eye on your local media websites for the very latest advice, as well as the Met Office
All this falling stuff explains why Manu have plummeted down the table.
I have to be in cambride for half 8. f**k it, i am going to risk it
Thank God you're here to advise us Fatso. I mean, I was completely unaware of any
Not travelling by train I hope. Nothing running tomorrow morning.
I will take care Nic thanks for worrying about me.
No trains? I am driving anyway but that sounds a bit shit. Nothig has happened yet.
Good Luck Peter, don't take unnecessary risks
I wouldnt if they werent necessary but they are.
Well yes. I did think that myself.
Before I realised I've now got a lie in tomorrow.
Unless a tree comes through the bedroom window.
I hope a big tree dashes out your brains you preening drama queen.
His life is in danger you heartless cum-guzzler.
Why would you hope that? Are you some sort of muppet?
I'm offended, mate, amd that's the truth.
Offended i tells yer :****er:
