https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...ndon-commuters
Hell in a hand cart, imo. Must be some ghastly provincial sorts behind it trying to disturb the peace.
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...ndon-commuters
Hell in a hand cart, imo. Must be some ghastly provincial sorts behind it trying to disturb the peace.
It's getting to the point where you almost look forward to the Allans arriving.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Good Lord! The whole point of living in town is so you can hide.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Gap in the market for a badge saying "Don't even think about it" imo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I talk to people on the tube all the time :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
For fúck's sake, c. Some poor innocent bloody Londoner, trying to get to work safely ensconced inside their own head, and you want to chat?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
Take a look at yourself, man.
I get bored easily Sir CQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You could do a few decades of the rosary.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
Be fair, the tradition of mad, drunken Celts cornering commuters on the London Underground and babbling at them incoherently is a long and distinguished one. I see c as simply continuing in that proud lineage.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Good idea.Down on my knees praying whilst carrying a backpack :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I miss the kids with the accordions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Buskers with their own set of speakers piss me off
The Artane Boys Band, on the Tube?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Should that be 'accordia'? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Tried to ban these recently in Dublin, relented and banned them only in certain places but did ban the use of all backing tracks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Now no ****er pays attention to them, especially the talentless bint who plays outside my window every day from 11-1. No matter how many times we complain to DCC they just ignore it.
Do you tend to wear gloves and a beret?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
'accordio'
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I heard Jools did an impromptu set in St Pancras this morningQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
I should get a turban for the craicQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I will guess he sang "Boogie woogie" into the mike and out of tuneQuote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
Haha... Remind me where you work? Dame Street area?Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
That's a shame I sound fantastic with a backing track.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
:nod:
I will take up busking as my new career
Wife and 5 guitars to support
Worst place possible, opposite the old tourist office on St Andrews Street so right beside the Molly Malone statue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lar d'Arse
All day throughout the summer we have crowds of tourists singing said song and then there is the buskers looking to cash in on said tourists.
Mind you, passed your place on Tuesday and there was an increased number of An Garda Siochana milling around, first day of Dail I think?
As you know, vpv, I am not a violent or intemperate man, but if someone told me I could hit anyone in the face once with a shovel with no legal implications, I would be into my garden shed and outside Holland's house as soon as the London transport network could carry me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas
Smug, twitchy, nasal, paed0-liooking fücker that he is. Cannot stand him.
I'll bet you watch the Hootenanny all the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Halfway through his new year's eve show once, v read out a tweet from her timeline that had me almost hysterical.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
And I've found it!
"Imagine Jools on top of you. His Cheshire Cat páedo grin stretching his melted face as he says sexy things like "on my left, your right tit""
The only time I've watched it is when I've been with my daughter at New Year as she used to like to watch it getting tipsy on fizz and shouting 'HOOTENANNY!' at the top of her voice. She's too old for that now. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
:nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
You could put his hand in his letterbox and pull the flap up and down and hard on his fingers for 90 seconds
I will be upstairs turning the taps on and looking for the plug
There was some protest on Tuesday - probably chosen for it being the first day back for the Dail. I was told what it was about but have forgotten.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Amazed at the extreme stance still being taken on the Water charges. There are about 50 more important things facing the Country at the moment but the water charges is the one that seems to have struck the loudest chord.
Imagine his lithe, yet powerful fingers as he played boogie-woogie with your underparts :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes yes, but "on my left, your right tit" is fúcking genius!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Oh, yes, yes. Very good, but thanks to that I'm thinking of Jools Holland having sex with your wife now and it's not a happy thought. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Imagine the post shag , mega smug grin on his face hands behind his headQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Ashtray on his weedy chest
He'd light up a cigar, wouldn't he? :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas