Anyway, the big news is surely that a judge has helped German men to discover their bollocks?
Is this actually real? I only occasionally treat myself to a sit down wee when I'm exceptionally
hungover.
The opportunity to rest my head on the wall and close my eyes as I wee is very welcome in those times.
My landlord thoughtfully put an "amusing" cartoon above my toilet
stating that one should sit done when pissing (the joke being that the man in the cartoon sits on the floor and aims. How I laugh
How bizarre
Have these clumsy krauts not heard of a pedestal mat?
Also the guy must have some bad ass acid piss imo.
I take it you're not 'ein Sitzp.inkler' yet then, la?
Imagine being so emasculated as a people that you even have a word for such a thing. :shakehead:
When you have kids the late night piss is always done seated, so as to avoid waking them!*
*pissing in the toilet, not on the children.....obviously
You just piss in the sink instead, psrb.
I occasionally treat myself to a sit down wee when I'm pre downloading some porn on different tabs
Stop making us think about you looking at porn, snin!
I'm not just thinking about him looking at it, that would only be mildly weird
Got to stand up for your rights
My bathroom is being redone soon - thankfully getting rid of the loo with a shelf. Ridiculous things
Good for stopping splashback, but ultimately wrong and weird, yes.
I think they like to take a good look at their leavings. Odd lot.
I'm just curious how the downloading of porn is ever so urgent that you need to do it whilst
urinating.
Mind you, snin is an odd cove and no mistake. A slave to his urges, I'd say. If you cut his hands off, he'd be humping the furniture, I reckon.
i hate wasting time B may as well make some use of dead time peeing by preloading some sites imo
i hate any delays ..puts me off my stroke so to speak
I had to look that up, My God that is truly disgusting. Must amplify the smell a lot too.
****ting into water is what it's about innit.
I used one of these long-drop lavatories once. Took ages before it hit bottom (as it were).
That is vile. I thought Germany was a civilised country these days