Golf. Various poorly-dressed, largely indistinguishable Americans competing to see who can hit a ball about in the least interesting fashion while crowds whoop for no discernible reason until it finally stops.
Golf. Various poorly-dressed, largely indistinguishable Americans competing to see who can hit a ball about in the least interesting fashion while crowds whoop for no discernible reason until it finally stops.
GET IN THE HOLE!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
As your mum often says.
May we moan about the weather? It's supposed to be springtime. It's just fúcking depresssing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Absolutely. Saturday offered false hope, only for us to wake up the last two mornings in what appears to be a nationwide cloud. The M25 was a particular joy this morning, with visibility of about 30ft in places.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
My barbecue is still in winter storage. It's mid-April, for all love! I should be smoking butts by now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Sunny and 22 degrees - Biergarten weather. What's to moan about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
In a burst of optimism, I took the cover off the patio furniture on Saturday. This clearly just angered the weather gods.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'm off to Cumbria in two weeks. I'm fully expecting long, balmy early-summer days, striding through meadows amongst gambolling lambs and busy, buzzing bees. :cloud9:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I had nothing to watch and saw 'Masters' on the listing of one of the Sky sports channels and got semi interested for a second.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
and then I saw Golf.
I was hoping for out of shape ex professional footballers playing indoor football :-(
I recommend not looking at this week's forecast if you wish to retain your optimism on this score. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
To be honest, the talks about the ****ing golf is more boring than the actual game :p