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One pound. :cloud9: :eat:
It's not a whole plate of bacon and two fried slices, is it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I compromised and had two sausage rolls in the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The extruded pink mysterygoomeat? :cloud9:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Not quite, no. I did have two slices of decent bacon and two fried eggs for a midnight snack last night though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Yes. Awfully good. Although one of them was actually hot rather than being properly tepid, which reduced my enjoyment somewhat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Pissed, one assumes?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I may have mentioned it was midnight. Unlikely to be sober at that time tbf.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Many years ago they did an all day breakfast sandwich with baked bean bread I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Though I find boots a very depressing shop.
Luke warm bottles of coke and small bags of crisps. 'MEAL DEAL' get ****ed
I passed by one of those breakfast in a can things in Tesco the other day. I marvelled at the fact that human beings actually eat this crap.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
The only thing that stopped me having a go at one of those was the presence of mushrooms. For research purposes, of course. It can't possibly have been as gross as a small chicken in a can, after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No. The chicken in a can is the stuff of nightmares. The look and sound are bad enough, but can you imagine the smell? :puke:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I didn't know you were a fungophobe, a? What has the humble mushroom ever done to hurt you?
I had to swallow my own vomit while being force-fed mushrooms aged eight so as not to Mr Creosote it all over the table, which probably would have meant certain death. As you have observed before, I basically grew up in a Dickens novel. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Jesus A.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
What about magic mushrooms, surely you tore into them as a youth?
Bit of a challenge that. Tried the drinks, the stews, and just necking them. If I could hold them down it was usually worth it. Quite giggly, ISTR, and less chance of something a bit fùcking terrifying happening as per acid.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Indeed, generally a much more pleasant all round experience.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
I did that free Jean Michel Jarre thing in the Docklands walloped on said fungus, late 80s I guess, spent a while wandering utterly lost around an area I discovered to be Plaistow.
On other days we would get a bus from Turnpike Lane and spend a few hours quite lost in Trent Park.
Leon Goretzka to Bayern next summer. Done deal :(Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Do you know who makes the world's best tuna mayo sandwich, Ash? Me, that's who. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
One tin tuna in oil
3 tbsp mayo
2 tbsp finely chopped red onion
1 tbsp finely chopped capers
1 tbsp finely chopped dill pickles
1/2 tsp Dijon mustard
S&P
Oh yes :eat:
Oh, a! :-( :hug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Yes saw that last night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
Bavarian *******s. Them and you.
Full of rage this morning, sw. What ails thee?Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
It's a hangover, isn't it.
You are wrong, again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I am in fine fettle this morning. In fact people have commented on my cheerful disposition, complete strangers in the street etc.
Still drunk then?Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Hmm. A little too much protesting, methinks.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Pressures of work? Trouble at home? Finding it more and more difficult to satisfy Mrs W in the conjugal areas as the years take their toll? You can tell us, sw.
I was 50 last week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:-|
Welcome to the club, some of us are still active and looking good.. then there is Sir C who is basically waiting for the grim reaper to take himQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Ah. No wonder you've got a splinter in your urethra.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Age is just a number, sw. It doesn't mean anything. Except that you're old and fúcked :-(
You may be, in fact you are. I am not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The past week has simply been a queue of people expressing their surprise that I am at this great age. There has been occasions when in the company of the female I have been fortunate to have my big ****ty stick with me.
Tomorrow I visit the hospital for repeat blood tests. Repeat because when I went for the initial tests a few months ago it was put to me that my liver tests suggested I have a drink problem – which quite clearly I don’t and in no uncertain manner put the doctor straight on this issue.
It’s all shít.
:-(
My word, sw. I suppose you can take heart in the fact that doctors in Ireland can't be very experienced at identifying alcohol-related health issues.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Oh. :-(
I'm sure all will be well once you have foresworn the demon drink.