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whilst taking a leak I noticed my member acting strange.
Whilst it seems I am peeing normally a second drippy steam is going all over the floor.
I tried wiping my cock across my cock but that's not working. if anything it made it worse.
am I getting old? or is it far more serious and deadly issue.
Are you pulling back your foreskin? Do you even have a foreskin?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I have found as the years have worn on that dribbling becomes more of an issue.
I do not have such a thing. I had it removed in 2008.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
so I've had the chance as an adult to experience both ways.
I had to re learn how to wangle.
I had a chum who developed warts on his bell end; like tiny little cauliflowers, they were. Anyway, he was sent to hospital to have them lasered off, which resulted in him having to pull a lengthy dressing out of his todger, like a magician pulling hankies out of his sleeve... but I digress. After the lasering he realised that he now had two Jap's eyes, and consequently could píss into two urinals at once, a trick which was much appreciated by an enthusiastic crowd on many occasions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
It doesn't help you, I know. I just like telling the story.
Good Lord! I find it hard to believe you wouldn't have mentioned this on here. Did I miss it?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Was it phimosis or did you just decide you didn't want it anymore?
I've heard it's quite spectacularly uncomfortable in the aftermath of an adult circumcision.
I'd be pretty miffed if the medicos burnt a hole in my bell, tbh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nod: It was too tight :hehe: But I didn't know any better.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
the healing was not good. after the op I was bursting to pee. I went to the toilet in the hospital. and it just went in every direction. With having a dressing on it I couldn't go through this mess so I had to resort to peeing in the bath.
was a good month or 6 weeks of not fun. Worst part was waking up in the morning with morning glory so to speak you can feel stitches breaking. Plus not having any 'release' for that amount of time is not fun either.
:-(
Glad I got it done though.
Worse, the cauliflowers grew back. He ended up consulting the Indian mystic who had cured my mother of a mystery ailment, and was prescribed a special diet: Week one, 4 pounds of grapes per day, nothing else. Week two: 8 grilled oranges per day, nothing else. And so on, for 8 weeks or so, after which he declared himself cured and well pleased with the treatment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I used to wonder if mine was too tight when I was younger, but then I snapped my banjo and realised that had been the problemQuote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Well I hope the mystic washed his hands before touching your mum. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I even had purchased a strange implement called a glansie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
http://www.glansie.com/images/glansieDXbig.jpg
after a couple of goes of terrible pain I ****ed that off and went to the GP.
He treated me for a football injury once and I was amazed at the result.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I didn't realise he was so famous, actually. Here is his Guardian obit https://www.theguardian.com/news/200...dianobituaries
And here a list of his remedies http://www.secretsofnaturalhealth.com/comail.html
Jesus wept, mate! There;s no way you'd get that anywhere near my gentleman. There are some nasty-looking bits on that that bring tears to my eyes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
Right. You definitely can't cure genital warts with fruit, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It works :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I knew a guy who was disabled by appalling asthma. Cured.
My mother, ill for 27 years with an unknown, undiagnosable condition which had reached the stage where she was expected to die. Cured.
The pénis warts. Cured.
:hehe: the deluxe model had a locking feature. Otherwise you had to sit there in awkward position gripping that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Plus I was still living with my family at that point I had to do it on the sly. Dinners ready hold on.
Weren't you born in Canada, Pat? Surprised that it wasn't done then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
And your story just adds weight to my belief that I did the right thing when I had young master WES snipped as a baby.
wd WES.
Yep. Queen Elizabeth hospital in Halifax.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
I suspect my English mother put a stop to it.
Don't make me tap the sign that says 'The plural of anecdote is not data'.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:rolleyes: An argument with all the merit of 'Toothache's nasty - best remove all your teeth'.Quote:
Originally Posted by World's End Stella
That's three anecdotes, which equals one datum. That's just science.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney