This new contagion is a pestilence of biblical proportions
contrived by Mother Earth to rid herself of the wicked infestation that is mankind.
We, her faithful climate change warriors, have nothing to fear for as surely as we will die too, our ascension* is guaranteed along with Sir David and Saint Greta (peace be upon her).
*someone said something about a few virgins- hope I get Greta.
Absolutely first class work b! Perfect scansion and not a faux rhyme to be seen. As
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Originally Posted by
Burney
There was a young zealot named Greta
At sucking a cock none was better
Though she would gag and cough
While noshing Herb off
Since his knob tasted like year-old Feta
AWIMB's raucous ditty writer in chief I declare this a masterpiece :clap: