Would you?
I am reminded of an old chum when confronted by a stocky lady. "Well I'd rather fúck it than fight it."
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Would you?
I am reminded of an old chum when confronted by a stocky lady. "Well I'd rather fúck it than fight it."
There are nude pictures of her on the internet. Tiny boobs for such a unit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
On balance, though, no. What if she became enraged? :-(
:-( You made me look. It was horrid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It would be quite an experience, though. The danger would make it all the more exciting. My real objection is that it would be like fúcking a man.
NTTAWWI, natch.
I'm not sure I'd really know where to start with such a woman. Bit difficult to be all masterful in bed with someone who could choke you out without breaking a sweat, I'd have thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Well for a start you'd need fúcking crampons to get on top of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I tell you what, I bet you'd be grateful for the Elf and Safety culture as your PPE protected you while you were bouncing off the walls trying to ride the storm.
To be honest, even the thought of it makes me feel tired, to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Imagine apporoaching it in the scuttle. You'd need to stand on a fúcking stepladder. Just picture the enormity of the mass of flesh! The hams, like massive... hams. White, blinding white flesh! And of course, let us not forget the forest of coarse hairs surrounding the gaping clambucket, like a steel wool-rimmed Venus flytrap. Get your chap in there and it's going to get ripped clean off, it would happen so fast you wouldn't even feel it, then the fúcker would turn around and eat you like a vast wotsit, stick insect. She'd chew your fúcking head off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Back in 5.
The act wouldn't be the worst of it. The worst would be the post-coital embrace. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Sounds like just my type. Pic?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Ah. As you were then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Brienne of Tarth. Gwendoline Christie if you wish to persue further research.Quote:
Originally Posted by redgunamo
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Thanks, A :thumbsdown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash