Looked into it and just to get an Amazon Echo plus lighting for the kitchen would set me back over £500!!
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Looked into it and just to get an Amazon Echo plus lighting for the kitchen would set me back over £500!!
:headwand:
I can't turn the fúcking TV on any more.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Technology can now officially fúck off. Enough is enough!
Decided against it when I heard they listen to you and feed your conversations back to Amazon. :tinfoilhat:Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
All thon new fangled malarkey is the work of Beelzeebub PQuote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
Try switching tv channel without a remote,fúcking Far Eastern technological manufacturing bástards.Just you wait,in 10 years time good luck turning the heating off if you can't find the remote.Every light in the house on and your mammy shouting I'm not made of fúcking money,you know
It makes you wonder why Amazon would want to listen to hours of you pleading for sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
So they can sell me sex robots, obviously! Durrr!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I have 3 remotes plus the Xbox One X controller. It's getting silly now.......actually my kids have 4 plus the Xbox in the playroom :yikes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I saw one of those on TV. It looked rather toothsome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I want me a chinawoman one.
I have that problem with Google. It know where I am and keeps asking me for a review. I now open Google Maps and it has pinned everywhere I have been. It has started telling me the preferred route to work and then back home, Monday to Friday.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
When will it end?
I don't like the fact it tells me where I've parked the car, how the hell did it know I even drove there!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
I take an absurd pleasure anytime my phone tells me how long my journey to work will be and I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO WORK, YOU INTERFERING LITTLE CVNT!!Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
I'm actually going to go the Gene Hackman route in thon fillum with yer man innitQuote:
Originally Posted by Burney
No, but then I am not sure what it is. The kitchen lighting thing makes me think it is not like Netflix.Quote:
Originally Posted by PSRB
You're going to be a smelly, unshaven, wretch of a man living in a steel cage.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
Would we notice the difference?
I was thinking more of the blowing **** up stuff tbhQuote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
Again, how is that different from normal :-DQuote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
Touché my friend :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez