I just met Georgey Graham in the heavy weights section of my gym

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04-13-2017, 10:49 AM
Monty92

I just met Georgey Graham in the heavy weights section of my gym

This is mainly odd because the last I heard he was virtually wheelchair bound :shrug:

Anyway, I walked up to him arms outstretched like Tony Adams after his goal against Everton. He looked confused, so I said "thanks for the memories" and shook his hand.

He showed very, very little indication that he wished to prolong the interaction any further :-|
04-13-2017, 10:52 AM
Burney

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty92

This is mainly odd because the last I heard he was virtually wheelchair bound :shrug:

Anyway, I walked up to him arms outstretched like Tony Adams after his goal against Everton. He looked confused, so I said "thanks for the memories" and shook his hand.

He showed very, very little indication that he wished to prolong the interaction any further :-|

Did you see his cock in the changing room afterwards?
04-13-2017, 10:53 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

This is mainly odd because the last I heard he was virtually wheelchair bound :shrug:

Anyway, I walked up to him arms outstretched like Tony Adams after his goal against Everton. He looked confused, so I said "thanks for the memories" and shook his hand.

He showed very, very little indication that he wished to prolong the interaction any further :-|

Actually, are you sure it was him? It might just have been a lookey-likey and you just went up to a random older man in the gym and said 'Thanks for the memories'. :-(
04-13-2017, 10:55 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Did you see his cock in the changing room afterwards?

Here we go with the cock, here we go. In a minute you'll tell us how revolting it must have been to see the cock, but we know you're touching yourself under your desk.
04-13-2017, 10:57 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Here we go with the cock, here we go. In a minute you'll tell us how revolting it must have been to see the cock, but we know you're touching yourself under your desk.

Not at all. If I'd met George Graham in the gym, I would make it my business to get a sight of his cock out of sheer curiosity.
04-13-2017, 10:58 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Not at all. If I'd met George Graham in the gym, I would make it my business to get a sight of his cock out of sheer curiosity.

:obsessed:
04-13-2017, 11:00 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:obsessed:

Personally, I find your incuriosity about our erstwhile manager's genitalia odd. Curiosity is what has driven mankind's greatest achievements.
04-13-2017, 11:02 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Personally, I find your incuriosity about our erstwhile manager's genitalia odd. Curiosity is what has driven mankind's greatest achievements.

I have better things to ponder than George Graham's crusty old helmet. Actually I think you once ordered me a pint of that in The Cricketers.
04-13-2017, 11:05 AM
Tony C

Yeah yeah...how much you bench bro? #swole #gymtalk
04-13-2017, 11:17 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Monty92

This is mainly odd because the last I heard he was virtually wheelchair bound :shrug:

Anyway, I walked up to him arms outstretched like Tony Adams after his goal against Everton. He looked confused, so I said "thanks for the memories" and shook his hand.

He showed very, very little indication that he wished to prolong the interaction any further :-|

I once met him at Tesco, Brent Cross. He was quite friendly and we chatted for a couple of minutes. You must have done something to upset him
04-13-2017, 11:21 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

I once met him at Tesco, Brent Cross. He was quite friendly and we chatted for a couple of minutes. You must have done something to upset him

I would suggest that opening with 'Thanks for the memories' would make anyone pretty dubious.
04-13-2017, 11:27 AM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

I once met him at Tesco, Brent Cross. He was quite friendly and we chatted for a couple of minutes. You must have done something to upset him

I expect he was perturbed alright. Imagine this ghastly apparition bearing down on you

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...5iEQNsh8KPnsZg
04-13-2017, 11:29 AM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Burney

I would suggest that opening with 'Thanks for the memories' would make anyone pretty dubious.

Opening his arms out wide at a men's gym and saying thanks for the memories could be seen as a bit of a Blue Oyster bar moment? Then again Monty talking is enough to make anyone leave in haste.
04-13-2017, 11:31 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

Opening his arms out wide at a men's gym and saying thanks for the memories could be seen as a bit of a Blue Oyster bar moment? Then again Monty talking is enough to make anyone leave in haste.

Yes. Nobody wants Monty taking out his daddy issues on them in a public place imo.
04-13-2017, 11:46 AM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Monty92

This is mainly odd because the last I heard he was virtually wheelchair bound :shrug:

Anyway, I walked up to him arms outstretched like Tony Adams after his goal against Everton. He looked confused, so I said "thanks for the memories" and shook his hand.

He showed very, very little indication that he wished to prolong the interaction any further :-|

I thought most football snobs looked down their noses at GG and his time with us.

Sorry about the nose thing, nothing personal.
04-13-2017, 11:56 AM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

I once met him at Tesco, Brent Cross. He was quite friendly and we chatted for a couple of minutes. You must have done something to upset him

Perhaps he read his book and noticed all the errors
04-13-2017, 12:01 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I thought most football snobs looked down their noses at GG and his time with us.

Sorry about the nose thing, nothing personal.

I think that's just me, tbh.
04-13-2017, 12:03 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Monty92

This is mainly odd because the last I heard he was virtually wheelchair bound :shrug:

Anyway, I walked up to him arms outstretched like Tony Adams after his goal against Everton. He looked confused, so I said "thanks for the memories" and shook his hand.

He showed very, very little indication that he wished to prolong the interaction any further :-|

Thanks for letting us know that you were in the heavy weights section. What a man ;)
04-13-2017, 01:00 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

Actually, are you sure it was him? It might just have been a lookey-likey and you just went up to a random older man in the gym and said 'Thanks for the memories'. :-(

Actually, I did momentarily think this was what had happened, because he looked both slightly younger and significantly shorter than I expected. But he muttered "good, thank you" and I definitely caught the distinctive Scotch voice. And one of the tennis coaches has previously claimed to be good friends with him and told me he often comes in, so it was certainly him.

I, too - and I'm not sure what this says about both of us - almost instantly weighed up going into the changing rooms to catch a glimpse of his cock :-\
04-13-2017, 01:03 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Peter

Thanks for letting us know that you were in the heavy weights section. What a man ;)

It is not news to Awimb that I bench some seriously mean numbers. I mentioned it as it was incongruous to find him in there, rather than having a gentle jog on a running machine.
04-13-2017, 01:06 PM
Peter

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Originally Posted by Monty92

It is not news to Awimb that I bench some seriously mean numbers. I mentioned it as it was incongruous to find him in there, rather than having a gentle jog on a running machine.

Hmmmm..ok.
04-13-2017, 01:09 PM
World's End Stella

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Originally Posted by Monty92

It is not news to Awimb that I bench some seriously mean numbers. I mentioned it as it was incongruous to find him in there, rather than having a gentle jog on a running machine.

It's news to me - my recollection is that the weight you used on the flat bench was embarrassingly pathetic.

Ya big f*cking girl ya.
04-13-2017, 01:10 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Monty92

It is not news to Awimb that I bench some seriously mean numbers. I mentioned it as it was incongruous to find him in there, rather than having a gentle jog on a running machine.

Your mum racked up some serious numbers
04-13-2017, 01:58 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Actually, I did momentarily think this was what had happened, because he looked both slightly younger and significantly shorter than I expected. But he muttered "good, thank you" and I definitely caught the distinctive Scotch voice. And one of the tennis coaches has previously claimed to be good friends with him and told me he often comes in, so it was certainly him.

I, too - and I'm not sure what this says about both of us - almost instantly weighed up going into the changing rooms to catch a glimpse of his cock :-\

Natural curiosity, m. We all want to know what GG's packing.
04-13-2017, 02:01 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

Natural curiosity, m. We all want to know what GG's packing.

brown envelope.
04-13-2017, 02:03 PM
eastgermanautos

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Originally Posted by Burney

Actually, are you sure it was him? It might just have been a lookey-likey and you just went up to a random older man in the gym and said 'Thanks for the memories'. :-(

:hehe: .
04-13-2017, 02:06 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

brown envelope.

I just want to see his cock, f. I've no interest in his 'brown envelope'. NTTAWWI.
04-13-2017, 02:07 PM
eastgermanautos

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Originally Posted by eastgermanautos

:hehe: .

I'd have thought that your famous man has an ambivalent relation to his dick. Too small, and his quest for power is too obvious. Too big, and you're a weirdo not respectful of nature's bounty.
04-13-2017, 02:09 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by eastgermanautos

I'd have thought that your famous man has an ambivalent relation to his dick. Too small, and his quest for power is too obvious. Too big, and you're a weirdo not respectful of nature's bounty.

Don't we all have an ambivalent relation to our dicks, ega? :shrug: After all, we know where the bloody things have been.
04-13-2017, 02:13 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Burney

Don't we all have an ambivalent relation to our dicks, ega? :shrug: After all, we know where the bloody things have been.

In your mum in most of AWIMB's case
04-13-2017, 02:16 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Pokster

In your mum in most of AWIMB's case

Naturally, p. Naturally.
04-13-2017, 02:23 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. Nobody wants Monty taking out his daddy issues on them in a public place imo.

Or in any place for that matter
04-13-2017, 04:33 PM
eastgermanautos

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Originally Posted by Burney

Don't we all have an ambivalent relation to our dicks, ega? :shrug: After all, we know where the bloody things have been.

:hehe: This reminds me of the time Snin :RIP: offered to hook me up with this British porn star. Star in air quotes. Very very filthy indeed.

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