I've never seen The Mousetrap. I don't even know whodunnit! I'm ever so excited.
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I've never seen The Mousetrap. I don't even know whodunnit! I'm ever so excited.
I am off to visit with friends in the very best part of Essex, apparently. Chelmsford. I know it is the very best part of Essex because The Times said so recently and because Peter doesn't live there. :-)
Now Mrs WES and the other missus have suggested a few drinks, a meal and a post meal pub visit for a few more. Knowing that finding a good restaurant in Essex is effectively impossible (I mean really good) I have suggested spending the entire evening in the pub and after closing time hitting the kebab/fried chicken place near the station.
What say you, SW? :judge:
A truly splendid idea Sir.
I would envisage Mrs WES's plan failing as the post meal pub visit would be cancelled as people may feel "a little full" to go again.
Quite the journey back all the same, Chelmsford - London, across London to your station, London - Surrey Stockbroker belt.
The Chelmsford thing threw me also when I read it on Sunday having been led to believe it was a total shíthouse.
I spent a summer at Clacton Flying Club and was briefed by the CFI that in the event of an EFATO I should under no circumstances try to land anywhere near Jaywick, known to the locals as 'Soweto on Sea'. :hehe:
He subsequently hanged himself. :-(
Good timez, la.
The butler did it
Was this to do with your gay martial art nonsense?
If you want to defend yourself, why don't you do the jew one? That's supposed to be good.
There's no point trying to protect yourself from me, by the way. When the time comes for me to take revenge for all the foul things you said to me 15 years ago, you'll never see it coming. I will simply cosh you from behind, then spend 20 years mocking you as you vegetate in your wheelchair. :thumbup:
I am doing the Jew one. Brazilian Jew-Jitsu :shrug:
https://samharris.org/the-pleasures-of-drowning/
Boring. DO THE JEW ONE!
I might drug you and take you to a remote barn, where I will strap you to a chair, dig out your eyes with teaspoon, burst your eardrums with screwdrivers, rip out your tongue with pliers and drill your wrists, knees and ankles.
This is as near to having an erection as I've been in 10 years.