Essentially a gathering of nonces.
€75.
We better fúcking win now.
:shout:
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Essentially a gathering of nonces.
€75.
We better fúcking win now.
:shout:
I've seen some sick, perverse filth in my time, but this...Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
A friendly, for all love. A fúcking friendly.
Do they supply you with little boys to fiddle with at half time or do you take your own supply?
Well I am taking my son but I do not intend “fiddling” with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It is shocking all the same, a pre-season friendly. For shame.
Put yourself in my shoes all the same Dutch. He knows it is on, he will ask to go, he will expect me to deliver. The Arsenal in his home town, first time since the mid-80s. Tickets are not even on sale but I have procured them. He will think I am a legend.
I expect he will wear a hat and scarf and sadly a very expensive new home shirt with Aubameyang on the back.
:-(
I cannot tell him it is deviant for that is a conversation over fish fingers, chips and peas I do not want to have.
I will allow it given the age of the child.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
By the time he is 15 I shall expect you to have had this tricky conversation with him and explained about deviancy.
Parenting. A minefield my Oranje colleague.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I made the grave error in a bar in Portugal of referring to a small beer as a gay beer. Number of times I have had to ask the little fúcker to not repeat this.
He knows what a poof is. Modern day Ireland and all that.
Pre-season friendlies are a whole different world.
:hide: I am going to Bayern v Man Utd. In my defence got the tickets for €10 (€30 face value) from a mate who works at the AllianzQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
So in your defence you are going toQuote:
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda
a) a pre-season friendly and
b) a pre-season friendly that does not even involve the Arsenal and
c) a pre-season friendly that does not involve the Arsenal and instead involves Manchester United.
You are sick.
One sort of wonders why we're playing a friendly in Ireland at all. Who's the opposition, some Farmer's Xl nwho train in the pub? Hasve you got yourselves a football stadium r will it be played in a barn in front of Paddy McGinty and his goat?Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
Much like us last season, I can offer little defenceQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
you missed outQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
d) a pre-season friendly that does not involve the Arsenal and instead involves Brian Munching*, who he hates.
*(c) Jorge, RIP
Chelsea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
There will be blood on the streets around Lansdowne Road I assure you.
Part of some modern new day International Tournament of Champions or something. Quite imaginative with the naming convention I am sure you will agree.
Liverpool v Napoli a few days later. I expect LA is going to that one.
I dislike both teams intensely - I shall hope for red cards galoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Ash
We're currently champions of fúck all, sw. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And who was responsible for this fúcking mess we find ourselves in eh?
Yes.
Emery in!