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in order to perch on my shoulder... yesterday he sprinted from the floor to my shoulder as usual but failed to notice that I was naked, so I endured deeper puncture wounds than usual, one of which went straight into the big blue vein on my winkle. If by some miracle I achieve tumescence I'll bleed out :-(
Does anyone want to buy a cat?
A spot of discipline might be needed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
GLWTP
Yes, I must learn to wear appropriate clothing when he's awake :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
It puts me in mind of 'The Cat's Revenge', by Claude BallsQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Please don't mention balls, you'll give him ideas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: I now have an image of him swinging by his claws from your clockweights while you hop around the room shouting 'OOYAH, ME PLUMS!' and similar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It really is most amusing. :hehe:
Why were you playing with your cat naked? I accept I dont really want to know the answer, its more a rhetorical questionQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I wasn't playing with him. I was standing in the kitchen enjoying a cup of Earl Grey.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Hang on. Were you sitting down?
I've sat on those seats, for god's sake. :-(
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Originally Posted by Peter
Cats are usually naked, p.
In the buff? At your age?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
With cats about?
At what age does one magically cease to ever be naked, p?Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
In the kitchen, with a cup of earl gray? I am not sure that is ever appropriate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
The human body is a beautiful thing, p.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
I think that's a secondary matter to whether he was sat bare-arsed on chairs onto which he will happily invite unsuspecting guests to perch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Peter
He's worse than Weinstein imo.
Presumably you would be sitting on these chairs full clothed? Does it really matter? Unless you are intending to lick them first I think you are ok.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Perhaps bring a packet of wet wipes for your next visit?
Are you telling me I shouldn't be naked in my own home?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
My bottom is perfectly hygienic, thank you.
It sort of isn't though, is it. Its actually a bit gross.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Be as naked as you like, but try not to press your hairy, sweaty arse crack on surfaces that other humans may touch. That's all I ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C