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He's got those teeth, hasn't he? You know, the ones that look sort of ceramic, or something. They creep me out, those teeth. I had a good friend with such teeth and I could never look at him when he spoke to me, which made our relationship function quite poorly and led to an inevitable misunderstanding, falling out and physical confrontation. :-(
Beware the weird teeth.
he's got braces Sir C.
they seem to be marketing him as an animal though
animal, yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
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animals have feelings to IUFG.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
He's the nasty South American version of N'Golo Kante. I imagine there will be a few stamping incidents, and perhaps the odd elbow swung. Once that sort of thing gets out of hand, he'll have to be sold to Atletico Madrid. We'll probably get three good years out of him before that though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pat Vegas
I think our policy of only recruiting players with kind faces has gone out of the window. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
He’s only been sent off once in his career. By all accounts he’s not the dirty player you describe. He’s actually very un-South American in that respect. Probably because he moved to Italy when he was 17 and is more European in his play.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Trent
:nod: This is all part of the MSM's dirty campaign to undermine him by influencing referees to be unnecessarily harsh with him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Billy Goat Sverige
We used to sdign polite, charming young gentlemen like Walcott, Fabregas, Denilson, Rosicky, Eduardo, Clichy and Gibbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Look at us now. What have we become? :-(
FFS. We gave up Gilberto for that ****.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
You win nowt with politeness and charm C. Only 'orrible ****s win trophiesQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Didn't you see him dance? He was a lovely little mover.Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
Oh, yes, yes, he was.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Shame he was a (ahem) 'bang' average footballer.
Tell that to Thierry Henry, Dennis Bergkamp and Patrick Vieira, b.Quote:
Originally Posted by barrybueno
Lovely boys, all of them.
One of my favourite Dennis moments...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsL1FilAuug
:cloud9:
By 'ceramic' teeth I assume you mean straight, white ones? That would be consistent with the braces.
But wouldn't straight, white teeth improve his wholesome image? I thought everyone associated crooked, brown teeth with criminals and the lower classes? :rubchin:
As ever, I am afraid you assume wrongly.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
Ah ok, so what do ceramic teeth look like that would hurt his image as a wholesome you man? Surely the braces is a good start?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Never mind. It's not important.Quote:
Originally Posted by WES
I just don't like his teeth and that is my right.
Yes, that is your right. I'm more offended by his ears. Quite extraordinarily large for his little head. Perhaps he wants really white teeth to distract people from his ears.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Can't blame a chap for that imo.
as long as he's got 'passion' and 'pride in the shirt', etc, he can have teeth like shíthouse doors in the wind, for all I care.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
His brother, Diarrhea, is known for his runs.