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Sorry, I'm still laughing at last night's result

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Sorry, I'm still laughing at last night's result

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schadenfreude is a very ugly thing...
























not really :hehe:

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Sorry, I'm still laughing at last night's result

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It was no laughing matter s. How could they send Priya home when that mincing puddlejumper Michael keeps talking about bottoms? It's disgraceful.

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Originally Posted by IUFG

schadenfreude is a very ugly thing...
























not really :hehe:

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That word is incredibly apt today, gotta love ze Germans (sometimes)

Hmmm...guessing this is a reference to some kind of show which feels the need for incidental 'mood' music to ramp up the emotions for the hard of emoting

The Apprentice, Masterchef, Celebrity Squares - that kind of thing

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Originally Posted by barrybueno

That word is incredibly apt today, gotta love ze Germans (sometimes)

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the BBC article describing last night as "Their worst defeat since losing to Colchester" :hehe:

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Originally Posted by IUFG

the BBC article describing last night as "Their worst defeat since losing to Colchester" :hehe:

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:hehe: Blimey I'd already forgotten about that, not a very good week in their illustrious history tbh

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Hmmm...guessing this is a reference to some kind of show which feels the need for incidental 'mood' music to ramp up the emotions for the hard of emoting

The Apprentice, Masterchef, Celebrity Squares - that kind of thing

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GBBO. Cakewatch, if you will.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It was no laughing matter s. How could they send Priya home when that mincing puddlejumper Michael keeps talking about bottoms? It's disgraceful.

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Priya’s eye kept wandering about randomly. Very upsetting. They’re an unprepossessing lot.

There’s the fitness poof; the mincer; the organ-playing Christian closet case; the horsey girl you can bet would be an absolute bunny-boiler if you were ever mad enough to get into a relationship with her; the helium-huffing snake-bothering vet and the weird monkey-like fringe girl who still lives at home and works in Tesco to the obvious despair of her poor mother.

I can’t warm to any of them.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Priya’s eye kept wandering about randomly. Very upsetting. They’re an unprepossessing lot.

There’s the fitness poof; the mincer; the organ-playing Christian closet case; the horsey girl you can bet would be an absolute bunny-boiler if you were ever mad enough to get into a relationship with her; the helium-huffing snake-bothering vet and the weird monkey-like fringe girl who still lives at home and works in Tesco to the obvious despair of her poor mother.

I can’t warm to any of them.

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That simian chick has something about her... get her going and I reckon you've got yourself an uncontrollable sexual dynamo there.

Also, the posh horsey one has a good arse.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

That simian chick has something about her... get her going and I reckon you've got yourself an uncontrollable sexual dynamo there.

Also, the posh horsey one has a good arse.

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Oh, I said I couldn’t warm to them, not that I wouldn’t fùck them. :shrug:

But good arse or no, in thon horsey one’s eyes flicker the starshells of madness, you mark my words.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Oh, I said I couldn’t warm to them, not that I wouldn’t fùck them. :shrug:

But good arse or no, in thon horsey one’s eyes flicker the starshells of madness, you mark my words.

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In my youth I was often called upon to weigh the benefits of an exceptional figure against the minor inconveniences of having my bunny boiled.

The arse won. Every. Single. Time.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

In my youth I was often called upon to weigh the benefits of an exceptional figure against the minor inconveniences of having my bunny boiled.

The arse won. Every. Single. Time.

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Of course - how else would one know the signs, after all. But it’s at least gratifying to look at such things from the lofty heights of age and wisdom and pretend that, in the unlikely event one were to be presented with such an opportunity in our decrepit condition, we would behave more circumspectly.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Of course - how else would one know the signs, after all. But it’s at least gratifying to look at such things from the lofty heights of age and wisdom and pretend that, in the unlikely event one were to be presented with such an opportunity in our decrepit condition, we would behave more circumspectly.

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You'd be up it like a ferret up a trouser leg.

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Originally Posted by Sir C

You'd be up it like a ferret up a trouser leg.

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Lord, yes! :nod:

I see there's a dungaree-wearer on there so presume they're without husband