Normalised Allanism

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03-23-2018, 02:01 PM
Monty92

Normalised Allanism

Three dead, dozens wounded in France and not a peep on Awimb :rolleyes:
03-23-2018, 02:07 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Three dead, dozens wounded in France and not a peep on Awimb :rolleyes:

I was going to mention that Alan had kicked off again but, you know, it's hardly news, is it? As you say, it's the new normal.

In the forthcoming war to end all wars, will the sides be us and the EU and the US versus Russia and the Allans, in which case what will the chinamen do? Or will it be a three-sided conflict, us v the Russians with Allans sniping from the sidelines?
03-23-2018, 02:12 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I was going to mention that Alan had kicked off again but, you know, it's hardly news, is it? As you say, it's the new normal.

In the forthcoming war to end all wars, will the sides be us and the EU and the US versus Russia and the Allans, in which case what will the chinamen do? Or will it be a three-sided conflict, us v the Russians with Allans sniping from the sidelines?

I want to know why my kid's made to learn Mandarin at school. Is that not leetle beet defeatist?
03-23-2018, 02:14 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I want to know why my kid's made to learn Mandarin at school. Is that not leetle beet defeatist?

How old is said child? Is it because you send them to some posh private school where they have to be seen to be different?
03-23-2018, 02:14 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I want to know why my kid's made to learn Mandarin at school. Is that not leetle beet defeatist?

Nah, there's billions of the little fúckers. I for one welcome our new yellowish overlords.
03-23-2018, 02:17 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Pokster

How old is said child? Is it because you send them to some posh private school where they have to be seen to be different?

Erm, no. It seems to be mandatory in many state schools now. This is fúcking nursery, by the way, not even reception.
03-23-2018, 02:18 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Three dead, dozens wounded in France and not a peep on Awimb :rolleyes:

Big cricket game on M.

31 needed from 5 overs.
03-23-2018, 02:19 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Erm, no. It seems to be mandatory in many state schools now. This is fúcking nursery, by the way, not even reception.

Hold on, Mandarin is mandatory?
03-23-2018, 02:20 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Hold on, Mandarin is mandatory?

No, sorry. I meant "taught".
03-23-2018, 02:21 PM
Pokster

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Big cricket game on M.

31 needed from 5 overs.

:wave: your Irish boys are not going to be invading England for the finals
03-23-2018, 02:45 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Pokster

:wave: your Irish boys are not going to be invading England for the finals

Shíte sport anyway.
03-23-2018, 02:54 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Erm, no. It seems to be mandatory in many state schools now. This is fúcking nursery, by the way, not even reception.

Given that China has the fastest-growing number of English speakers anywhere in the world, it also seems rather pointless.

Mandarin is not a useful international language of business.
03-23-2018, 02:57 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Three dead, dozens wounded in France and not a peep on Awimb :rolleyes:

It's how you know spring is here. The trees start leafing, the daffodils appear and the Allans start a-murdering.
03-23-2018, 03:26 PM
World's End Stella

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Originally Posted by Monty92

No, sorry. I meant "taught".

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Rather a large difference there, to say the least :hehe:

What would we do without you for entertainment, eh Monty old bean?