Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

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11-12-2018, 10:35 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

Do you suppose little M junior has been traumatised by his dad's insistence on

loudly discussing his son's winkie flap with all and sundry throughout yesterday's match?
11-12-2018, 10:36 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

loudly discussing his son's winkie flap with all and sundry throughout yesterday's match?

Having a sister called Anus can't have done much for his mental equilibrium either.
11-12-2018, 11:02 AM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

loudly discussing his son's winkie flap with all and sundry throughout yesterday's match?

I wonder why Monty was specifically going to Piebury corner. :sherlock:
just happened to be Ian Wright in there too :sherlock:
11-12-2018, 11:05 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

I expect he wanted some counsel from Wrighty in matters of

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I wonder why Monty was specifically going to Piebury corner. :sherlock:
just happened to be Ian Wright in there too :sherlock:

foreskin hygiene.
11-12-2018, 11:11 AM
Just Trent

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Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman

loudly discussing his son's winkie flap with all and sundry throughout yesterday's match?

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?
11-12-2018, 11:13 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Just Trent

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?

I'd laugh if they left in the 80th minute.
11-12-2018, 11:19 AM
Herbert Augustus Chapman

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Originally Posted by Just Trent

I hope Monty junior behaved himself, and didn’t start shouting ‘shoooooot’ with the rest of the fans. Or, say something cretinous about Mesut Ozil. Can you imagine?

I imagine Monty would smile the warm smile of a proud indulgent father before calling him a cancer deserving little ****.
11-12-2018, 11:38 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

I want to know if Monty and his Anus found a seat in Piebury Corner yesterday (No)
The other week some cund nicked the tip box from the counter in that place
11-12-2018, 11:42 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I want to know if Monty and his Anus found a seat in Piebury Corner yesterday (No)
The other week some cund nicked the tip box from the counter in that place

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.
11-12-2018, 11:46 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.

My local, the Brewery Tap in Ware, does genuinely tremendous pies. With mustard, normal or cheesy mash, gravy and a choice of beans or peas. They do wonders for a hangover - and only 5.99. Bargain.

Obviously, only a deviant would order beans in this situation.
11-12-2018, 11:47 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

My local, the Brewery Tap in Ware, does genuinely tremendous pies. With mustard, normal or cheesy mash, gravy and a choice of beans or peas. They do wonders for a hangover - and only 5.99. Bargain.

Obviously, only a deviant would order beans in this situation.

What sort of pies?
11-12-2018, 11:51 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

What sort of pies?

Proper shortcrust, handmade steak and ale, steak and stilton or chicken and ham. There's also a rather good steak and kidney pudding.
11-12-2018, 11:52 AM
Monty92

Mash or roasties

And gravy

I had a jerk chicken with the works and a pint of Hells. It was bloody marvellous.

No scotch eggs on match day though :(

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good.
11-12-2018, 11:53 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

Sir C "Do their pies come with mashed potatoes and gravy? Chips, even? Chips, pie and gravy... sounds northern but somehow good."

I've only been in there once
And that was just to see if they have any interesting memorabilia on the walls
I was outside the place before a match a year ago when there was a book signing going on
They had a turntable set up on one of the outside tables to play high decibel noise so I moved on
11-12-2018, 11:53 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Mash or roasties

And gravy

I had a jerk chicken with the works and a pint of Hells. It was bloody marvellous.

No scotch eggs on match day though :(

A whole pint, eh? :hehe:
11-12-2018, 11:54 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Proper shortcrust, handmade steak and ale, steak and stilton or chicken and ham. There's also a rather good steak and kidney pudding.

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?
11-12-2018, 11:54 AM
Monty92

Yep, we did.

It’s all a bit Quadrophenia in there is it.

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I want to know if Monty and his Anus found a seat in Piebury Corner yesterday (No)
The other week some cund nicked the tip box from the counter in that place
11-12-2018, 11:55 AM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Mash or roasties

And gravy

I had a jerk chicken with the works and a pint of Hells. It was bloody marvellous.

No scotch eggs on match day though :(

Anyone who uses the term 'roasties' deserves the bad cancer.

Do you also call vegetables 'veggies'?
11-12-2018, 11:56 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?

No. It's the one that holds the pie together properly, absorbs some of the gravy, but yields pleasingly to the tooth.
11-12-2018, 11:56 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Anyone who uses the term 'roasties' deserves the bad cancer.

Do you also call vegetables 'veggies'?

What are your feelings on contracting Yorkshire puddings to 'Yorkshires'?
11-12-2018, 11:57 AM
Monty92

Be fair, a man with my alcohol tolerance shouldn’t be crossing roads with a 4 year old after more than a pint
11-12-2018, 11:58 AM
Viva Prat Vegas

:nod:
Roasties
Tinnies
Beasties

All a bit Jockish
11-12-2018, 11:59 AM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Shortcrust? That's the one that's like cardboard except it sucks all the moisture out of your body and leaves you unable to chew or speak for several days?

Here they are, in fact. Proper food, that. None of your foreign muck.

Attachment 1032
11-12-2018, 12:00 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Monty did you buy your Son any Arsenal tat to commemorate his maiden match ?
A rattle or rosette for example - the sort of merchandise available from Jack Kelsey in the Arsenal Shop
11-12-2018, 12:00 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

:nod:
Roasties
Tinnies
Beasties

All a bit Jockish

I associate it more with Australians, who contract everything.

Nobody needs to contract 'afternoon' to 'Arvo', ffs!
11-12-2018, 12:04 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Be fair, a man with my alcohol tolerance shouldn’t be crossing roads with a 4 year old after more than a pint

True. I do hope the local MP doesn't find out about the cultural appropriation involved in their jerk chicken pies, though.
11-12-2018, 12:08 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

True. I do hope the local MP doesn't find out about the cultural appropriation involved in their jerk chicken pies, though.

My boy put a beanie hat on the Thierry Henry statue.

Leading the anti-SJW resistance by defacing statues of prominent black man :cloud9:
11-12-2018, 12:10 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Monty did you buy your Son any Arsenal tat to commemorate his maiden match ?
A rattle or rosette for example - the sort of merchandise available from Jack Kelsey in the Arsenal Shop

No........
11-12-2018, 12:21 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

What are your feelings on contracting Yorkshire puddings to 'Yorkshires'?

Utter filth.
11-14-2018, 12:02 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

Did little Monty make any interesting observations during the match or was he silent ?
11-15-2018, 12:17 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Did little Monty make any interesting observations during the match or was he silent ?

"Why are we so rubbish?"

"Why don't we just shoot?"

"Guendouzi should retire - I hate him"

"I'm never coming again if we don't win"
11-16-2018, 12:25 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

"Why are we so rubbish?"

"Why don't we just shoot?"

"Guendouzi should retire - I hate him"

"I'm never coming again if we don't win"

All good points imo.

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