Sausage and mash, onion gravy, peas. You know the drill.

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02-16-2017, 04:28 PM
Sir C

Sausage and mash, onion gravy, peas. You know the drill.

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.
02-16-2017, 04:31 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.
02-16-2017, 04:33 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.

I've got some from Dennis but, you know, they're still just sausages really.
02-16-2017, 04:38 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I've got some from Dennis but, you know, they're still just sausages really.

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages. :-(
02-16-2017, 04:39 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages. :-(

Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!
02-16-2017, 04:40 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!

Well the egg would make the whole thing different. Double egg and you have a feast. Chips in the yolk? :nod:
02-16-2017, 04:43 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

you can't beat an absolutely council meal once in a while, sc
02-16-2017, 04:43 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Hold on, what if I defenestrated the mash and had chips AND AN EGG!

....... .... bread and butter and maybe a cup of tea, or pint of milk?
02-16-2017, 04:44 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

....... .... bread and butter and maybe a cup of tea, or pint of milk?

Tea? Milk? Are you calling me a puff, sw?
02-16-2017, 04:45 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by IUFG

you can't beat an absolutely council meal once in a while, sc

:nod: In hindsight, I wish I'd bought Richmond sausages.
02-16-2017, 04:47 PM
IUFG

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Originally Posted by Sir C

:nod: In hindsight, I wish I'd bought Richmond sausages.

You can get them in a cook from frozen variety.

rancid, they are.
02-16-2017, 04:50 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Tea? Milk? Are you calling me a puff, sw?

Few things as fine in this world as a good chip butty. Lash in a fried egg and sure you have a supper fit for any man.

Cup of tea with two sugars on the side.
02-16-2017, 04:53 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

Few things as fine in this world as a good chip butty. Lash in a fried egg and sure you have a supper fit for any man.

Cup of tea with two sugars on the side.

There shall be wine.

There is always wine :-(
02-16-2017, 04:55 PM
SWv2

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Originally Posted by Sir C

There shall be wine.

There is always wine :-(

With a chip butty?

White wine I imagine.

You fúcking puff.
02-16-2017, 04:56 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by SWv2

With a chip butty?

White wine I imagine.

You fúcking puff.

A good ordinary claret, sw. A man's drink.
02-16-2017, 05:05 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages. :-(

I think they have tampered with sausages and bacon.
The wons you get in the supermarket are pretty tasteless. Bacon pumped full of water and sausages that look grey.

Every now and again you'll see some fancy sausages for sale. They always let me down.
02-16-2017, 05:16 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Burney

Yes. As I've got older, I've come to realise that there is only so much joy to be squeezed from a sausage. As a child, they were impossibly wonderful things. 'What's for dinner?' 'Sausage, chips and peas!' Huzzah! Now, the prospect of sausage has no such effect. I just think: oh...sausages. :-(

I'd still take a sausage sandwich (with ketchup) over a bacon sandwich
02-16-2017, 05:17 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by PSRB

I'd still take a sausage sandwich (with ketchup) over a bacon sandwich

they fall out easily.
02-16-2017, 05:19 PM
PSRB

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

they fall out easily.

Cut 'em in half first :nod:

Also, McDonalds Sausage and Egg McMuffin is the best thing McDonalds do
02-16-2017, 05:22 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Cut 'em in half first :nod:

Also, McDonalds Sausage and Egg McMuffin is the best thing McDonalds do

I can't eat properly due to my messed up teeth. I can't bite as my fake tooth is weak and with my new gap it's all quite a challenge :-(

:nod: they should do it all day like in the US.
I liked the Big Breakfast but they got rid of it.
02-16-2017, 05:27 PM
71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat

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Originally Posted by Burney

You have to stick the sossies in so they're sticking out of the mash. Like in the comics.

The trouble is that sausages are never as nice as you think they're going to be.

I've heard your mum likes a nice sausage.
02-16-2017, 05:29 PM
redgunamo

They should do it all day like your mum, you mean.

I haven't had a McDonald's Big Breakfast in over twenty years. The egg was rubbery and foul, I seem to recall.

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

I can't eat properly due to my messed up teeth. I can't bite as my fake tooth is weak and with my new gap it's all quite a challenge :-(

:nod: they should do it all day like in the US.
I liked the Big Breakfast but they got rid of it.
02-16-2017, 05:51 PM
redgunamo

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

I've been flattered into doing my "legendary, delicious" deep-dish pizza :-|
02-16-2017, 06:03 PM
Luis Anaconda

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Originally Posted by PSRB

Cut 'em in half first :nod:

Also, McDonalds Sausage and Egg McMuffin is the best thing McDonalds do

Indeed. I regret not going for one this morning - fatally decided to wait til lunchtime for a filet meal
02-16-2017, 06:58 PM
Alberto Balsam Rodriguez

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Originally Posted by Sir C

I haven't eaten such proletarian fare in a long time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

It will, of course, be presented ironically.

Oxtail Stew

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