'kin ell, the hot Aussie chick who gor deaded in London bridge had tickets to the

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06-07-2017, 01:55 PM
Monty92

'kin ell, the hot Aussie chick who gor deaded in London bridge had tickets to the

Arriana Grande concert and was close to the Westminster Bridge attack too.

Imagine someone telling her parents you're more likely to die in the bath than in a terrorist attack.
06-07-2017, 01:56 PM
Pat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Arriana Grande concert and was close to the Westminster Bridge attack too.

Imagine someone telling her parents you're more likely to die in the bath than in a terrorist attack.

Seems a bit suspicious. :sherlock:
06-07-2017, 02:02 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Pat Vegas

Seems a bit suspicious. :sherlock:

I can't stop looking at her face. It's quite exquisite.
06-07-2017, 02:06 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

I can't stop looking at her face. It's quite exquisite.

It's probably not anymore, to be fair. :-(
06-07-2017, 02:08 PM
Monty92

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Originally Posted by Burney

It's probably not anymore, to be fair. :-(

:-( *puts penís away, ruefully*
06-07-2017, 02:15 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Monty92

:-( *puts penís away, ruefully*

:nod: It's only respectful to at least give it a week, m. She's barely cold.
06-07-2017, 02:17 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Burney

:nod: It's only respectful to at least give it a week, m. She's barely cold.

Hows about that then
06-07-2017, 02:20 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Monty92

Arriana Grande concert and was close to the Westminster Bridge attack too.

Imagine someone telling her parents you're more likely to die in the bath than in a terrorist attack.

It's remarkable that you can throw a Frog in the Thames on Saturday and only find him the following Wednesday. Who'd have thought the Thames had so many nooks and crannies?
06-07-2017, 02:24 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's remarkable that you can throw a Frog in the Thames on Saturday and only find him the following Wednesday. Who'd have thought the Thames had so many nooks and crannies?

I wonder if he floated to the top like a dead goldfish or sank to the bottom like a bad egg
06-07-2017, 02:28 PM
Rich

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I wonder if he floated to the top like a dead goldfish or sank to the bottom like a bad egg

Seems a remarkably poor choice of hiding places from the Frenchman.
06-07-2017, 02:28 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

It's remarkable that you can throw a Frog in the Thames on Saturday and only find him the following Wednesday. Who'd have thought the Thames had so many nooks and crannies?

Tidal, innit. Loads of currents and shiz. I seem to remember old Chuck D dealt with this in Our Mutual Friend. There are sort of standard places where they tend to wash up depending where they go in.

Given that two of the most recent terrorist victims have died in the Thames, one is tempted to wonder whether anyone thought Enoch Powell's predictions would come quite so literally true?
06-07-2017, 02:29 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Rich

Seems a remarkably poor choice of hiding places from the Frenchman.

Perhaps he was wearing a Frogmans outfit
06-07-2017, 02:30 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

I wonder if he floated to the top like a dead goldfish or sank to the bottom like a bad egg

Frankly, I'm more than a little distressed that we can't afford visitors to our country some basic protection. It's embarrassing, for Christ's sake.
06-07-2017, 02:34 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Tidal, innit. Loads of currents and shiz. I seem to remember old Chuck D dealt with this in Our Mutual Friend. There are sort of standard places where they tend to wash up depending where they go in.

Given that two of the most recent terrorist victims have died in the Thames, one is tempted to wonder whether anyone thought Enoch Powell's predictions would come quite so literally true?

Yes, I thought ofg Our Mutual Friend but thought that the river might have been a little, well, urbanised over the last 150 years.

I've got a cheeky week in Cornwall next week. I'm going to read some Hardy. The glw, bless her, is dedicating the week to reading poetry :hehe:
06-07-2017, 02:38 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, I thought ofg Our Mutual Friend but thought that the river might have been a little, well, urbanised over the last 150 years.

I've got a cheeky week in Cornwall next week. I'm going to read some Hardy. The glw, bless her, is dedicating the week to reading poetry :hehe:

Has she written a poem about your allegedly impressive todger ?
I would like to hear it but I do not want to see it
06-07-2017, 02:40 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Has she written a poem about your allegedly impressive todger ?
I would like to hear it but I do not want to see it

You cannot hear my todger, v. It has been sleeping for the better part of a quarter of a century and very rarely stirs at all.
06-07-2017, 02:43 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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You cannot hear my todger, v. It has been sleeping for the better part of a quarter of a century and very rarely stirs at all.

Mine only rages and elongates with fervour when I am asleep and busting for a piss
:-(
06-07-2017, 02:44 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Yes, I thought ofg Our Mutual Friend but thought that the river might have been a little, well, urbanised over the last 150 years.

I've got a cheeky week in Cornwall next week. I'm going to read some Hardy. The glw, bless her, is dedicating the week to reading poetry :hehe:

Poetry? Who reads poetry in this day and age?

Mind you, Hardy's hardly a bag of lols. Although Jude got so relentlessly depressing that it went through the other side and became funny. :hehe:
06-07-2017, 02:48 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

Mine only rages and elongates with fervour when I am asleep and busting for a piss
:-(

I shall keep that image close to my heart, v. Thank you for sharing.
06-07-2017, 02:50 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Burney

Poetry? Who reads poetry in this day and age?

Mind you, Hardy's hardly a bag of lols. Although Jude got so relentlessly depressing that it went through the other side and became funny. :hehe:

Mental, ain't she?

I read Casterbridge the last time we were away and it was pleasingly rural. I'm thinking of, wassername, the farming bird. With the shepherd geezer.
06-07-2017, 02:51 PM
Ash

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Originally Posted by Burney

Poetry? Who reads poetry in this day and age?

Millions. Or listen, at least. Rap is basically poetry imo.
06-07-2017, 02:52 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Sir C

Mental, ain't she?

I read Casterbridge the last time we were away and it was pleasingly rural. I'm thinking of, wassername, the farming bird. With the shepherd geezer.

Toss off the D'urbervilles?

Yes, Casterbridge is by some distance his best. A tragic tale of what happens when a chap can't hold his frumenty. Ends up selling his wife. We've all done it, though.
06-07-2017, 02:53 PM
Burney

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Originally Posted by Ash

Millions. Or listen, at least. Rap is basically poetry imo.

Listening's different. I've always found reading what is an oral art form a bit odd.

Yes, yes. My mum's turned oral into an art form.
06-07-2017, 02:56 PM
Sir C

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Originally Posted by Ash

Millions. Or listen, at least. Rap is basically poetry imo.

A man with his trousers hanging off his bottom shouting 'Bitch!' into a microphone is not poetry, a.
06-07-2017, 02:57 PM
Viva Prat Vegas

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Originally Posted by Ash

Millions. Or listen, at least. Rap is basically poetry imo.

:hehe:

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