Chelsea at Liverpool on Saturday
Man Utd play Everton away, and City and Chelsea at home in their nect three games.
We are totally and utterly nailed on or top four. Well done Unai Emery, a superb achievement in your first season.
:clap:
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Chelsea at Liverpool on Saturday
Man Utd play Everton away, and City and Chelsea at home in their nect three games.
We are totally and utterly nailed on or top four. Well done Unai Emery, a superb achievement in your first season.
:clap:
Jinxing Kent KuntQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Not a Kent Kunt just yet. Still a common or garden kunt for now, thank you very much.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pokster
Do you know of this place yet? If not, you're in for a treat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
https://macknade.com/
Awww. Are you going to take young m and family under your wing, tutor them in the paths of righteousness and show them the ways of Kent?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I think this is tremendously public-spirited of you.
Also, you should work up slowly to the whole 'swinging' thing. ;-)
Actually, I was thinking in terms of befriending him so that over a period of time I will offer him the hospitality of my house, holiday with him, become godfather to his next child, nurse him through his inevitable divorce, and so on, so that he loves me like a father. Imagine the shock and confusion he will feel when I then turn on him and slowly eviscarate him, feeding his still-steaming bowels into the smashed, gaping hole in his face where his mouth used to be. :hehe:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I'm going to live stream the whole event :cloud9:
I do indeed. Popped in a few weeks ago. It's bloody lush. :cloud9:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
And it's a 5-minute walk from our house :cloud9:
Fair enough, but you might as well build in an opportunity to have a crack at his missus while you're at it, no? :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
I'm not sure about your specific meaning here, but would advise as follows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
1. I'm not drilling the kneecaps of a lady. That would be wrong.
2. I'm not putting my organ anywhere he's put his mutilated excuse for a member.
Oh. You're at that end of Faversham. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
:hehe: Can't believe he walked into that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
It's almost insulting. Leaving open goals like that? Is he suggesting we're rank amateurs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I suppose you think you're very clever, don't you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Are you doing your best Maud impersonation or are you normally like that?
I miss modd. :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
No, but celeverer than you, so that's OK.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
But enough of this banter, for we are soon to be neighbours, and I very much look forward to spending quality with you and Mrs Monty. Perhaps you would like to come and enjoy our hot tub? No pants allowed, of course! #cheeky
When do you move, Monty?
(Asking for Mesut whose form took a coincidental dip the other day)
Oh really? Where are you at, bro?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
:nod: We be dancing on streets of Islington come may,Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Sheldwich. We've got plenty of spare beds and we've got a playroom with equipment to take care of naughty adults #spankyQuote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
You are modd. Marve sussed you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:nono: modd was nodoby,s puppet Patchman!Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman