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You were a very early adopter of the transers, m. Did you ever have anything pushed up your bottom?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Is she? Is it not just that we tend not to care that much as long as we're getting our hole?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Mind you, I did have to ask a lady if she would be so kind as to stop strangling me once.
Pardon? xxxQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
By her own standards, then yes. She's pretty much admitted to shoving a finger up a bloke's arse without his consent. Granted, she seems to be saying that she immediately withdrew it when he complained, but "rape is rape", right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I was once seeing a girl who had told me that she absolutely freaks the fúck out when anyone touches her neck. During an intimate moment curiosity got the better of me.
She wasn't lying :-(
I think that's a scurrilous and libellous suggestion, especially given you know damn well that Monty has done no such thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
Just because he was brave enough to confide in us that he once sucked a ladyboy's cock gives you no excuse to level blanket accusations of homosexual deviances against him.
The odd exploratory finger here or there during the act is not 'rape' or 'sexual assault', it's just part of having sex. Life would be rather joyless if we had to memorise a list each other's do's or don'ts that had been established beforehand.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Mind you, the strangling thing was odd. She'd stop when asked, but once she'd got back into it, she'd absent-mindedly start strangling one again. It was really quite irritating.
But that was your wife b and it was nothing to do with lovemaking, she was simply trying to kill you.
It was somebody else's wife, actually. I felt quite sorry for the chap by the time she'd finished with me. Imagine having to sleep with that fücking lunatic every night.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I simply wish to know whether he was penetrated up the pooper :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
I can tell you now, it's a fúcking nightmare :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
:hehe: She had quite the line in patter, too. A level and intensity of dirty talk that was actually quite off-putting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
All in all, a mistake. :-\
actually it would be sexual assault by penetration, but I get your drift...Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
as long as we learn by our mistakes, b, then they are lessons worth having :nod:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Thanks, Father. How many Hail Marys and Our Fathers do I have to do?Quote:
Originally Posted by IUFG
this one's on the house :thumbup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
What a thing to announce to the world though. Could make for some awkward job interviews in the future.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
You'd think twice about shaking hands with her for a start.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Trent
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Originally Posted by Monty92
Hmmmm. so all those times your mum pulled down my trousers and su*ked me off without asking me first.....