We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.
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We deserve a bit of Zlatan imo.
He can have an ego-off with Morinho
Isn’t there every chance he’s a massive prick?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Also….35? Really? That’s the kind of signing West Ham should be making.
What's the attraction, though? Whatever his virtues as a footballer, the man is a monstrous bellend.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Surely that risk exists with every professional footballer including those already in our employment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Signing Zlatan at this stage would be a reversal of everything Wenger stands for and essentially would be a total capitulation to supporter demand, maybe even board pressure.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
Were he to sanction the move he may as well stand down now.
He's 34, if you dont mind. And yes, he's a massive self-r'garding prick but surely it would be hypocritical of you to hold that against him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
It's not like he's on record as boasting about his eight figure salary or anything
Yes, but football hipsters like j love the guy for some reason.Quote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
I like him, think he is a magnificent footballer but just don't see him in North London.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He's actually a rather decent bloke in a team context though, a proper leader of men too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
He's ****ing mint, also he's not in bad nick either so his age isnt an issue.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
It is when you consider his wage demands.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
11m per year, according to the Grauniad.
To be fair to Finchley Boy he does also do a line in self-deprecation to balance things up a little. Zlatan is just a monstrous thunder****. And whatever you say about him being in good shape, you can never be sure when the legs suddenly fall of a cliff, regardless of their technical qualities. Look at dear old Mikel.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
I'm pretty sure its ironic self-deprecation though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ash
Also, do you mean his legs would unfortunately fall off a cliff :driving:?
Good Lord no! A Bosnian at my football club? I don't think soQuote:
Originally Posted by The Jorge
The new bloke is Albanian which is more or less Bosnian.Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
We talked about Albanians last week SWQuote:
Originally Posted by SWv2
King Zog was probably a sound guy
Terrence Stamp?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheCurly
From memory he was always pestering people for blowjobs