If you have: why?
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If you have: why?
Pretty standard imo
It works effectively if done correctly.
Don’t just take a pic and send it. Wtf.
You need to entice the filly.
Do a clean up and think of her while your taking the shot so she knows what’s coming her way.
More advanced users like myself also think about their choice of underwear and seeing that your hand will be in the shot then maybe spruce that up a bit. Clean nails, a nice watch etc etc
To be fair I believe my generation would be the only one engaging in this.
Older guys wouldn’t because they’ve got the process down pat and probably with someone already while millennials would find it incredibly offensive.
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Also taking the shot from the bottom loooool rookie error. You want to display your weapon in its element ie with the veins popping and the head throbbing reading for war imo
Couple of years ago I was having this very discussion with younger teammates in my cricket side and I was expressing bewilderment at this modern courting ritual. Anyway, they ended up showing me the pics they’d sent to and received from lady friends. Now I had seen their cocks and they bore little or no resemblance to the apparent whoppers they were sending pictures of. They admitted that there was a certain amount of artistic licence used in the way they took the pics, but saw no issue with this. I made it clear I felt it was knob fraud and would have no truck with it.
You got to give it a few strokes first...Wait...are you guys taking about a straight picture with him looking all sad? Lol
That’s just lazy.
It’s supposed to be an erection.
You might also want to get one of those spray mists so it’s glistening #moneyshot
Btw I only have one photo. Don’t sit there taking them again and again lol
He did it in one of those passport photo booth thingies
Loooooooooool
Bizarrely, my daughter's male friends have taken to sending pictures of their freshly laid 'Richards' to each other.....
Ah, I have a question.
Since our boiler was serviced a few months ago, whenever we run the dishwasher or washing machine of an evening we get crazy loud gurgling sounds from the plug hole in our sinks and particularly the bath.
We had a fella come round the other day from the property management company who insists it's all perfectly normal and absolutely nothing to do with the fact that they did a service and ****ed some **** up in the process.
Can you shed any light on why this might be happening and what we could do about it?
If you could also express your deep loathing for Jews somewhere in your response, that too would be appreciated.
Thanks in advance.
Your domestic arrangements alarm me, m.
Mind you, this does remind me of a time when the main sewer that ran in an alley next to my old house had some issues and I called the water people. I was working at home at the time and a grubby little homunculus dressed in overalls of indistinct colour and dubious cleanliness came to the door to announce he was going to have a poke about as his calling demanded. "Jolly good," I said, backing away imperceptibly. "Crack on, there's a good fellow."
Half an hour later, he rang the doorbell again wielding a huge and filthy shovel which he jabbed towards me accusingly, saying: "THERE'S YOUR TROUBLE!"
On the shovel were a simply enormous pair of perished, shít-covered Y-fronts of ancient vintage.
"You can't flush things like that!" he continued. "No wonder you've got bloody trouble."
I pointed out hotly that the sewer served the entire street, that these were clearly not my Y-Fronts and that he needed to look elsewhere for the felonious flusher. "Pshaw!" he said (or similar), gave me the stinkeye and stalked off, muttering darkly.
A very distressing experience. I imagine he was one of h's chums. Indeed, when I think of h, I imagine this fellow.