Who's going to a wedding at the beginning of March?
Cambridgeshire, innit?
02-02-2018, 01:57 PM
Luis Anaconda
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cambridgeshire, innit?
I have one at the end of March in Derbyshire - international weekend at least, so not missing any football
02-02-2018, 01:57 PM
Monty92
I’m going to a gayer wedding in May.
Funnily enough the last time I saw the...errr...groom 1?....he accused me of being homophobic.
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cambridgeshire, innit?
02-02-2018, 01:59 PM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cambridgeshire, innit?
No. It clashes with a family event.
02-02-2018, 01:59 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cambridgeshire, innit?
Who is getting married?
02-02-2018, 01:59 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cambridgeshire, innit?
March is in Cambridgeshire, yes.
02-02-2018, 02:00 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Monty92
I’m going to a gayer wedding in May.
Funnily enough the last time I saw the...errr...groom 1?....he accused me of being homophobic.
Perhaps he wants to get in your face, rub your nose in it. So to speak.
02-02-2018, 02:00 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by Monty92
I’m going to a gayer wedding in May.
Funnily enough the last time I saw the...errr...groom 1?....he accused me of being homophobic.
Well, we all are arent we, us straight men? To some extent at least. Its a key element of our collective toxicity.
02-02-2018, 02:00 PM
Ash
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Who is getting married?
The man who used to ply his trade on here as Homer J.
02-02-2018, 02:00 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Who is getting married?
You clearly haven't been invited :sniff:
02-02-2018, 02:00 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Cambridgeshire, innit?
Everyone loves a good wedding, I reckon.
02-02-2018, 02:01 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Peter
Well, we all are arent we, us straight men? To some extent at least. Its a key element of our collective toxicity.
I'm not.
I work with a poove.
02-02-2018, 02:01 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
Perhaps he wants to get in your face, rub your nose in it. So to speak.
Exactly. And we are expected to swallow it......
Too much?.....:(
02-02-2018, 02:01 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Ash
No. It clashes with a family event.
That's a shame. It would have been nice to catch up.
02-02-2018, 02:02 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
Everyone loves a good wedding, I reckon.
I hate weddings. I'm only going to this one because I feel a great deal of warmth towards the gentleman in question.
02-02-2018, 02:02 PM
Peter
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Originally Posted by SWv2
I'm not.
I work with a poove.
So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.
Gay is the new BME.
02-02-2018, 02:02 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Sir C
You clearly haven't been invited :sniff:
Is it the wee ginger Royal who pretended to be a soldier for a while?
02-02-2018, 02:03 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Peter
So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.
Gay is the new BME.
Help me out here Pedro.
02-02-2018, 02:04 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Peter
Exactly. And we are expected to swallow it......
Too much?.....:(
I wouldn't know; I'm a married man. A proper one, I mean. Not like all you homos.
02-02-2018, 02:04 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Peter
So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.
Gay is the new BME.
Nonsense. Gay is extremely passé now. In fact, I can almost feel the wind leavers the transers' sails... it's all about the chicks at the moment, but by next week it will be some other victim. Disableds, maybe. They must be due a turn.
02-02-2018, 02:04 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Peter
So do I, several in fact. I think we are at the stage where all straight men are homophobic in the same way that all white people sre racist. Even if you really arent, at all, you effectively are.
Gay is the new BME.
Nah. Gays are mainstream and respectable these days. They'll complain about it if you give them long enough. The transers have nicked their act
02-02-2018, 02:05 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Help me out here Pedro.
It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).
Darkies, basically.
02-02-2018, 02:06 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Nonsense. Gay is extremely passé now. In fact, I can almost feel the wind leavers the transers' sails... it's all about the chicks at the moment, but by next week it will be some other victim. Disableds, maybe. They must be due a turn.
Nah. Nobody wants the disableds. They're too off-putting.
02-02-2018, 02:07 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Burney
It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).
Darkies, basically.
A shamefully ignored, fine body of men, I think we can all agree.
02-02-2018, 02:08 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
It's BAME, I think. Black Asian Middle Eastern (I think).
Darkies, basically.
Black Asian Minority Ethnic
02-02-2018, 02:08 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
A shamefully ignored, fine body of men, I think we can all agree.
:nod: With a great sense of rhythm.
02-02-2018, 02:09 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Black Asian Minority Ethnic
So are these people black or Asian?
02-02-2018, 02:09 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by SWv2
Is it the wee ginger Royal who pretended to be a soldier for a while?
You are talking about your future king's brother. Show a little respect.
02-02-2018, 02:09 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Black Asian Minority Ethnic
So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.
02-02-2018, 02:10 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.
I'm including me in there. I've got bog-dwellers on both sides, that's got to be ethnic.
02-02-2018, 02:11 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Sir C
I'm including me in there. I've got bog-dwellers on both sides, that's got to be ethnic.
No. Irish is white, I'm afraid. Unless you're a pikey.
It's all quite confusing.
02-02-2018, 02:11 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by SWv2
So are these people black or Asian?
Don't ask me mate. I'm no racial scientist.
You need to ask a Lefty or, ironically, a Nazi.
02-02-2018, 02:11 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by Burney
No. Irish is white, I'm afraid. Unless you're a pikey.
It's all quite confusing.
How come my missus calls me a wog then?
02-02-2018, 02:11 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Sir C
You are talking about your future king's brother. Show a little respect.
I don't have a future king.
The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.
:-|
02-02-2018, 02:12 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: With a great sense of rhythm.
:nod: The wife and I won a prize for our jitterbug the other week.
02-02-2018, 02:12 PM
SWv2
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Originally Posted by Burney
So basically anyone non-white? That seems ludicrously vague. You could include Monty in that and he's whiter than dry dogshít.
So mean. The poor lad is probably dying of thirst as he had some carbs at 11am.
02-02-2018, 02:13 PM
Sir C
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Originally Posted by SWv2
I don't have a future king.
The last king we recognise on this island was Ruaidrí mac Tairrdelbach Ua Conchobair.
:-|
Have you fallen asleep on your keyboard sw?
02-02-2018, 02:13 PM
Burney
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Don't ask me mate. I'm no racial scientist.
You need to ask a Lefty or, ironically, a Nazi.
:nod: These lads'll have to get their callipers out again.