Betty Boothroyd (former speaker of the the House of Commons) and Patricia Routledge (Hyacinth Bucket) are a pair of dorty lezzas who've been frantically licking one another's tuppences for the last 20-odd years.
I'm struggling to process this and felt I should share my bemusement.
Pics?
Or is it more that they've both merely remained unmarried and childless :sherlock:
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Definitive proof here.Quote:
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Boothroyd: "No no Your majesty - we're simply too fat for a soixante-neuf - we just take turns."Quote:
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Elizabeth R: "My word. I'll bet it sounds like a thirsty hound about its water bowl after a summer hunt"
Steady on, H. We're having mussels for dinner :-(
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Green-lipped?Quote:
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:shrug: Keine Ahnung. I'm told it's a local delicacy where the wife is from.Quote:
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The best thing about it is dogs don't like it, so I'll get a decent feed for a change.
DVD Reds, get with the program:-)Quote:
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Are you the runt of the litter?
Throwing further weight to Mrs Bucket's private set-up, t'internet says Fat Pat is or was also involved
So too was Moira Stewart
Also a fun fact: Last year Sajid Javid's brother committed suicide at the South Lodge Hotel in Horsham. This is also the hotel where I vomited the entire contents of a Tasting Menu with wine pairings about three years ago.Quote:
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I'm not certain these two events are connected but it seems likely.