steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:
steam trains. My word was Jenny Agutter looking seriously scrumptious :love:
She was so infuriatingly drippy though. I prefer the younger one* who ended up as the cute blonde in Man About the House
*peedo
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She had to have tight strapping wrapped across her chest to maintain the pre-pubescent look
This is an interesting paradox. A man who knocks one out to an image of a girl he genuinely thinks is over the age of consent but isn't is still a nonce - at least in the eyes of the law. However, if a man knocks one out to Jenny Agutter in the Railway Children in the belief she is underage when she isn't, he has committed no offence.
And yet the second has committed a deliberate and conscious act of noncery, while the first has not.
Proof, if it were needed, that morality and the law are two quite separate things.
But surely re degustibus non est disputandem? Surely one's man's toothsome meat is another man's malodorous poison? You, for instance, are a delicate, refined - even foppish - type who will cry 'Faugh!' and deploy his nosegay at the first hint of hair on a pudendum. Someone like Herb, on the other hand, is an earthy son of toil who likes nothing more the reesty stench of a fanny that looks like an unsponsored roundabout.
It is, isn't it? I'd love to claim it as my own, but honour forbids me. Kerry Godliman used it in an after-dinner set we hired her for. The audience of roofers looked somewhat discomfited, but I laughed uproariously.
Ever since I heard it, I've been looking for a chance to use it.
Precisely so and whilst no man cares for the emetic reek of poor fanny hygiene, the quintessential 'scent' of a woman exuded by her fanny has been designed by mother nature to inflame a man's ardour.
Or perhaps your ardour is only aroused by the smell of the cock c?
I thought it was rather good. We used to work in an office opposite a convent school in Mayfield, West Sussex. One day, they had some sort of flooding issue and this chap opined salaciously that it was due to 'All the milm' caused by all the masturbating girls seeping out and flooding the place.
He was a very dirty man.
that sort of thing always reminds me of ...
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