is as firmly shut as it can be with those teeth, and she’s not talking, and the light catches the glitter of her eye mascarara to produce a sparkly twinkle, that I would absolutely, unequivocally f*ck Jo Swinson :nod:
is as firmly shut as it can be with those teeth, and she’s not talking, and the light catches the glitter of her eye mascarara to produce a sparkly twinkle, that I would absolutely, unequivocally f*ck Jo Swinson :nod:
Dirty man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Angela Rayner, on the other hand, I'd climb into without a moment's hesitation.
Pair of amateurs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
There hasn't yet been a woman born I would not despoil.
Except Diane Abbott. Fúck that.
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Here's the video of Angela Rayner that made me see her in a new light.
Obviously, it's best watched with the sound down for fear one might have to listen to her inane communist drivel, lisp and flat vowels and immediately lose wood.
https://twitter.com/thtorguk/status/...906304?lang=en
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Originally Posted by Burney
:nod: And was a single mum at 16, so she's clearly a yo-yo knickered slút as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
She's a grandma :-(Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Though that's never stopped me before.
Jesus christ. So this sick ******* it's basically encouraging kids to get aids and then toilet trade to your heart's content. The Nation is swirling faster and faster down the **** bowl.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
She was on Andrew Marr yesterday. Even to a dyed-in-the-wool, revolutionary trotskyite campaigner like me she was one deeply irritating cyunt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
Really? Has contraception not reached the north or what?Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty92
Anyway, she's still 7 years younger than me, so I'm prepared to overlook her grandmotherly status.
To be fair, I did counsel against actually listening to her. :shrug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
Anyway, I've no idea whence came this absurd modern idea that one has to like or respect a person in order to fire it up them. If anything, I've always found fondness and respect to be obstacles that have to be overcome(or at least temporarily ignored) in order to consummate the Act with any degree of success.
This is quite the most appallingly misogynistic statement I think I have ever read in my life! But yeah, I know what you mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by Burney
I could even have a crack at mama Merkel cQuote:
Originally Posted by Sir C
In which case, h, here's one for the wánk bank.Quote:
Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman
https://willsrandomweirdness.wordpre...ncing-in-1995/
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Originally Posted by Monty92
I would, simply because of that accent of hers. Kind of gives me the impression that she would do stuff.
Not sure I'd want her wrapping those razor sharp gnashers round my cod piece though.
I'm surprised at m fancying a go on it. He's always been against the more Rubenesque, full-bosomed lady as I recall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
Perhaps he's finally maturing?
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Originally Posted by Burney
Angela Rayner....I definitely would.
Jess Phillips I absolutely couldn't, though. There's something very bovine about her that would make it feel like bestiality.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Sir C
Ann Widdecombe, c. Shirley she would be on the same list as Diane Abbott?
Human women only, a.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
I think deflowering a 72 year-old woman is exactly the sort of thing Sir C would regard as a challenge. He would think of it as 'being asked the question' and make it a point of honour to follow through.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alberto Balsam Rodriguez
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Originally Posted by Burney
I can see exactly where you're coming from but I reckon Jess Philips would go like a tractor on speed.
Still Heidi Allen for me :nod:
Sian Berry at a push
It's in the eyes
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Originally Posted by Burney
Either that or his or half has come to her senses and stopped letting him climb her?