Listen up! That fúcking freak steve williams has never had a cheese and onion

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Originally Posted by Viva Prat Vegas

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God you certainly started on the bottom rung of the mother-fugging ladder
You might have a slight edge on your friend here for in the dark you can still feel a missing tooth

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I did point out to him in the taxi back that I couldn't remember her missing the tooth the night before, so the possibilities were either that she'd been wearing a false one or that he'd accidentally knocked it out during sexual horseplay.

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Originally Posted by Burney

I did point out to him in the taxi back that I couldn't remember her missing the tooth the night before, so the possibilities were either that she'd been wearing a false one or that he'd accidentally knocked it out during sexual horseplay.

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I used to use a ladies previous child bearing activity as a sign that they would 100% take cock.

In essence it was like a guarantee of action.

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Originally Posted by Burney

Hmmm. Wasn't it a bit unethical for her to conduct a relationship with a patient, then?

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I'm not actually miserable. I just find it funny.

You know, like Leonard Cohen.

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Originally Posted by SWv2

I used to use a ladies previous child bearing activity as a sign that they would 100% take cock.

In essence it was like a guarantee of action.

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Well it's certainly a guarantee that she's probably seen one before and knows where it goes.

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Originally Posted by Peter

I'm not actually miserable. I just find it funny.

You know, like Leonard Cohen.

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I lose track. Is Len dead now?

"I lose track. Is Len dead now?"

Yes
Rita was most upset about his passing