The one for Monty's hat-trick is the last test was an utter nonsense. As soon as it hit the pad it was so utterly straight that I still have no idea how it wasn't given
Also, I think you mean Moeen.
They do all look the same though, don't they?
08-17-2017, 01:57 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Burney
It is starting to look as though no new batsmen want to go to Australia, isn't it?
Is Ian Bell still available?
Comm: Hamid is there, in the queue.
Sir Geoffrey: Yes, so's my mum.
Class is permanent..
08-17-2017, 01:58 PM
PSRB
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Originally Posted by Burney
Also, I think you mean Moeen.
They do all look the same though, don't they?
Yes, I do mean Moeen. One wears a hat and drinks and the other sports a bushy beard and doesn't.
08-17-2017, 01:59 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by redgunamo
Comm: Hamid is there, in the queue.
Sir Geoffrey: Yes, so's my mum.
Class is permanent..
He is worryingly obsessed with his dead mum, though. He's forever dragging her into the conversation.
08-17-2017, 02:02 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by PSRB
Yes, I do mean Moeen. One wears a hat and drinks and the other sports a bushy beard and doesn't.
Did I tell you Monty played against our cricket club for Luton Town Indians?
He was rubbish.
08-17-2017, 02:05 PM
redgunamo
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Originally Posted by Burney
He is worryingly obsessed with his dead mum, though. He's forever dragging her into the conversation.
More a loving paean of remembrance, I reckon, rather than a worrying obsession. Mums are terrific.
08-17-2017, 02:11 PM
Rich
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Originally Posted by Burney
Did I tell you Monty played against our cricket club for Luton Town Indians?
He was rubbish.
I've also played against Monty. He got 0 for about 50 from 10. ****e.
Some people tried to make excuses for him, telling me that it's because he's depressed :shrug:
08-17-2017, 02:15 PM
Pokster
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Originally Posted by Rich
I've also played against Monty. He got 0 for about 50 from 10. ****e.
Some people tried to make excuses for him, telling me that it's because he's depressed :shrug:
And obviously you, as a qualified doctor, shrugs your shoulders as though depression doesn't exist
08-17-2017, 02:23 PM
Burney
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Originally Posted by Rich
I've also played against Monty. He got 0 for about 50 from 10. ****e.
Some people tried to make excuses for him, telling me that it's because he's depressed :shrug:
I remember him urinating on a club bouncer from on top of a roof. Is that what one does when depressed?
To be honest, judging by his intake at the beer festival that followed the game, he wasn't so much depressed as a raging píss artist.
08-17-2017, 03:06 PM
Ash
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Originally Posted by Ash
so what is it? Tea and dinner?
So after calling it the "end of session one" many times, Mikey let slip and said "lunch" once. don't suppose it counts though.
From now on, AWIMB, lunch should be known as the "end of session one". :judge: